johnny silverhand

fuck corpos

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I won’t make a long intro post, you know who I am.

DNI: corpos, corpo asskissers.

Keep that GenAI shit off my dash. I mean it.

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John fork

This is exactly it, thank you. 👏

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Why is Samurai named Samurai

It was Nancy’s idea. She was making fun of us, but I ignore that part.

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What kind of Silverware would you be tho

I’ve always seen myself as a fork or a knife. Something sharp.

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John Silverware

Somebody draw this. I have such a clear image of it in my head.

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Presseess fuck Arastinky button

To this anon spamming the fuck Arasaka button, I love you and we’re best friends now.

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🏳️‍🌈 Happy pride, fag friends. Remember the x50 strength we get this month, and use it wisely. I personally will be attempting an assassination, but if that’s too much for you then keying government vehicles or falsifying evidence is very helpful too.

🏳️‍🌈 Also do things that make you happy this month. V will be dying their hair for the 1000th time and we both will be kissing special someones.

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Day ♾️ of waking up and wishing I hadn’t.

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Speaking of makeup, would you ever do drag?

I’d try just about anything once, the question is whether I’d do it a second time… I think if I gave it my own personal spin it may be fun. Who wouldn’t want to be a punk ass rocker girl?

Rockstars rarely conform to gender norms anyway. I’ve known a lot of drag queens, trans and nonbinary artists… I wouldn’t be out of place, that’s for sure.

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Pro tip: your smudged eyeliner will never look good until you sleep in it.

[barbedvvire]

Three fools living under the same roof in the Badlands, what could happen? 👼

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Some artists are so talented at capturing my sexiness.

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So, today my 60-year-old MOTHER said ABOUT HER BOSS: "She can lick me where I sh*t and then I'll sh*t while she's licking me". And I just think I need to add that to your arsenal of insults. Rock on, anti-corp Mom 🤘

Oh hell yeah. That is one cool mom you have choom. 🤘

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Screamsheets have been saying I don’t know how to pleasure someone in bed since the beginning of everything ever…. Bitch, I play guitar. Who came up with the idea that my fingers are anything short of magic?

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Craving a burrito as spicy as my sex life.

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Johnny!! What's your favourite part of V? 👀👀👀

Ass.

And personality. I guess.

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What are they discussing?

Smash or pass and I’m saying smash to everyone, pissing off the others.

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Hey choom, I’m really proud of you. It takes guts to admit when you’re wrong, and to dedicate that time to understanding why. It’s rare to find anyone who does, and honestly I’m pretty shitty at it myself.