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me: *has feelings*

me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.

“I want to give a shoutout to my friend, @punmentionable, who’s an absolute joy to talk with everyday. We freak out over everything and laugh a lot with each other over our muses, and they’re just SO COOL to be around. Their writing is of a standard that I can only dream about, their characters are really interesting, and the ships I have with them are so FUNNNN. I love you, Sai. <3“

#OOC;; ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ᴏғ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ.#{sCREECHES]#{IM LOVE U 2}#{AAAAAAAAAAAAA}

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Tagged by: @somefellbros bLESS

Tagging: steal it, y’all.

ᴀʟɪᴀs (ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇs): Stray, Dickface. ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ: Male. ᴀɢᴇ: 27. ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ᴏғ ʙɪʀᴛʜ: August 7th. sᴘᴏᴋᴇɴ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇs: English. Wingdings. ᴏᴄᴄᴜᴘᴀᴛɪᴏɴ: Criminal tbfh. (he make that bank) ᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀʟ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅ: Maybe someday he’ll get caught pulling his shit, but until then, no. ᴇʏᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ: White, left glows a vivid purple color when magic is used. ʜᴀɪʀ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ: N/A. ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ: 5′6″ sᴄᴀʀs: More than a few, mostly on his hands. ʙᴜʀɴs: Nah, none that left a permanent mark. ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ: Nope. ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ: A bit, yeah. Doesn’t eat regularly. ғᴏᴏᴅ: Trash. Just...garbage food. Fried foods, mostly, when he bothers to stop and eat. ʜᴀᴅ sᴇx: He nasty. ʜᴀᴅ sᴇx ɪɴ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ: yEAH. ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ: No. ᴋɪssᴇᴅ ᴀ ʙᴏʏ: Fuck yeah. ᴋɪssᴇᴅ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ: Yep. ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏs: He wishes, but...skeleton. ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴘɪᴇʀᴄɪɴɢs: Just fucking sticks his pierced, purple tongue out. sᴍᴏᴋᴇᴅ/ᴅʀᴀɴᴋ/ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴅʀᴜɢs: All three. No serious drugs though, just weed. ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ: ...Not romantically? Can someone break your heart platonically, because-- ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ: Yep. ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ sᴜʀɢᴇʀʏ: Nah. sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ 24 ʜᴏᴜʀs: All the time. ᴀ ᴠɪʀɢɪɴ: nOPE ᴀ ᴄᴜᴅᴅʟᴇʀ: When he’s in the mood-- especially cuddly in the morning/when he is sleepy. ᴀ ᴋɪssᴇʀ: A damn good one, he’d insist. sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ: Hell no. ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜs ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ: ...He can be. It depends on the situation, really. ᴛʀᴜsᴛᴡᴏʀᴛʜʏ: Absolutely not LMAO sɪɴɢʟᴇ: Nope. ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴀɴ: Unapologetically, yes. ʜᴀʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟᴠᴇs: ...yeah. ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏғ sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴇ: He used to quite a lot. Not so much anymore. ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴇᴅ sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴇ: Nope. ғᴇᴀʀs: Intimacy (aside from sex), abandonment, being healed by others. sɪʙʟɪɴɢs: His brother, but they mutually disowned eachother long ago. ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs: N/A. ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ: Nope. ᴘᴇᴛ(s): Annoying Dog, technically, but he refers to the scrappy little thing as a roommate more than a pet. He feels wrong referring to other living things like he owns them. The dog comes and goes as it pleases.

#MEME;; ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss.#alcohol cw #drugs cw #smoking cw #suicide cw #self-harm cw #nsfw cw #{yEET}

BOLD what your muse experiences, Then tag your mutuals to do the same! Please repost. Do NOT reblog!

Alcoholism. Amnesia. Anxiety. Appetite Loss. Binge Eating. Co-Dependence. Cynicism. Defensiveness. Denial. Depersonalization. Depression. Derealization. Devaluation. Displacement. Dissociation. Drug Abuse. Dysphoria. Emotional Detachment. Flashbacks. Flat Affect. Guilt. Hallucinations. Hypersomnia. Hypervigilance. Hypochondria. Idealization. Insomnia. Intellectualization. Introjection. Isolation. Low Self Esteem. Narcissism. Night Terrors. Obsessive Compulsion. Overeating. Panic Attacks. Passive Aggression. Paranoia. Phobias. Projection. Psychosis. Rationalization. Regression. Repression. Restrictive Eating. Risky Sex. Self-Harm. Somatization. Splitting. Sublimation. Suicidal Ideation. Sleepwalking. Suppression. Thousand Yard Stare. Triggers. Trust Issues. Violence. Whiplash Temper.

Tagged by: @somefellbros Tagging: steal it if you want to lol

#MEME;; ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss.#{oh....}#drugs cw #alcohol cw #violence cw #mental illness cw #self-harm cw #suicide cw

horrorsuggestion

Home smells like the dried blood on my skin and the shame of rejection after trying to be accepted. Home smells almost as horrific as me.

#MUSINGS;; ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇsɪᴛᴀᴛᴇ.

memestockpile

therapy / talking about trauma / post - trauma starters. feel free to change things as necessary.

would you like to talk about it?

please tell me what’s bothering you.

hey, are you okay?

i don’t have to know everything. just what you’re comfortable telling me.

i’m your friend. of course i care.

there’s nothing bad about going to therapy.

would you like to try a different approach?

i – i didn’t know that. i’m sorry.

is this helping?

i’ll try not to ask a lot of questions.

i’m always here if you need me.

shh, it’s alright. shh.

we’re safe now. you’re safe now.

it was just a nightmare.

sweetheart, you have to tell me these things.

you know i’d never judge you for that, right?

i’m worried about you.

is something going on?

everything you say will just be between you and me.

what method do you prefer?

do you need help falling asleep?

anything i could do to help?

why are you like this?

i understand.

sweetie, is there something you aren’t telling me? what’s wrong?

let’s get you cleaned up.

this is good. this is important.

you’re healing, and healing takes time.

we can do more tomorrow.

how about you get some sleep, hm?

bedtime.

it’s ok not to be ok.

tomorrow is another day.

hey, hey, hey. look at me, look at me. it’s okay.

breath in for seven seconds, exhale for eleven …

do you need some space?

remember, look for things that you can touch. ground yourself.

#MEME;; ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss.

👀 + Do you ever feel completely hopeless and helpless? Like your life is meeting a brick wall and there's nothing you can do about it?

👀 // ACCEPTING.

* “ …i used to. “

* “ feheh…anyone who says they haven’t is fucking lying. “

*[A bitter sounding laugh, and it tastes just as foul; clings to his teeth, as they’re displayed in a lacking grin. Pupils are dark, the lights fading with thought and unwelcome nostalgia.]

* ” …nowadays, though? i don’t let myself. thinking about whether there’s hope…whether i can do a damn thing about anything…it’s a waste of time. ”

* “ – i’ll never let anything make me feel helpless again. i stay focused on tearing down that wall; i just keep trying harder, even if it’s agony. “

#ANSWERED;; ɴᴏᴡ ᴘᴀʏ ᴜᴘ.#IC;; sᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ.#softestmood #{OUCH MY FEELINGS}#{thank u for this quality meme}

ofhotheads-blog

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

#MEME;; ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss.#{oh boy here we go LOL}

#MUSINGS;; ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇsɪᴛᴀᴛᴇ.#{BASICALLY}

https://discord.gg/YCcmxKX

here’s a link to the new discord server for the husky/stray verse...if anyone wants to see what shenanigans these gays get up to! 16+ & mutuals only tho pls!!!

#OOC;; ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ᴏғ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ.

*[Dim and disinterested pupils stare through the rain as it soaks the asphalt. Standing just out front of the gas station, leaning against the wall as always, Sans cares little about the droplets that wet his skull and soak into his torn jeans. His motorcycle cools in the distance, parked for now, and a jet black helmet is held under the arm that isn’t preoccupied with the drifter’s nicotine fix.]

*[The automatic doors slide apart with a chime, and out walks a stranger-- carrying their assorted purchases. He’s kind enough to blow that smoke in the opposite direction, before giving a half-hearted greeting.]

* “ ... yo. “

@revivalisms // liked for a starter!

#IC;; sᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ.#revivalisms #smoking tw #{sorry this got a lil long and also i hope it works for u???}#{i....love ur blog.....}#{hello}

* “ feheh... that look on your face... “

*[While some people would shy away from the sensation of being WATCHED, this ill-tempered skeleton has decided to greet his audience head on; confidently locks gazes with this stranger who’s been eyeing him, and flashes an impenetrable smile.]

* “ ...if you have something to say, then say it. “

@perseverity // liked for a starter!

#IC;; sᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ.#perseverity #{hope this works aaaaa}

rpmemesandmusings

rp sentence starters - 5 w’s

WHO?

“ Who are you? “

“ Who are you really? “

“ Who was that? “

“ Who’s there? “

“ Who am I? “

“ Who cares? “

“ Who knows? “

WHAT?

“ What’s going on? “

“ What are you? “

“ What just happened? “

“ What do we do now? “

“ What are you doing here? “

“ What do you know about me? “

“ What do you know about them? “

“ What the hell? “

“ What happened to you? “

“ What happened to us? “

WHEN?

“ When did this happen? “

“ When did you get that bruise? “

“ When did all of this start? “

“ When are you going to start telling the truth? “

“ When did you first start lying to me? “

“ When can I see you again? “

“ When’s dinner? “

“ When are we gonna get there? “

WHERE?

“ Where am I? “

“ Where are we? “

“ Where are we going? “

“ Where are you going? “

“ Where have you been all this time? “

“ Where have I been? Uh… See… I can explain… “

“ Where were you when I needed you? “

WHY?

“ Why did you do that? “

“ Why are we doing this again? “

“ Why are you doing this? “

“ Why did you hit me? “

“ Why did you kill them? “

“ Why do you hate me? “

“ Why do you love me? “

“ Why don’t we ever talk anymore? “

“ Why do I love you? “

“ Why did you do something so stupid? “

“ Why are you up so late? “

#MEME;; ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss.

*[An immediate step away from the slightly shorter, just in case the alternate should try and make good on that offer of a hug. Curve of an ever-present smirk falls, suddenly, and pupils are dulled with APATHY.]

* “ ...if you don’t like it, you could always fuck off and leave me alone. your choice, really. “

* “ -- and don’t even think about touching me. i bite. “

@blue-scarfed-attackerr // continued from HERE.

#IC;; sᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ.#blue-scarfed-attackerr #{made a separate post for the sake of trimming!!}#{he's like um???? no LOL}

LIKE/REBLOG for a lil’ starter.

#STARTER CALL;; ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ.#{i swear i'll get to them this time!!! pls feel free to like if you liked the last one}#{the one i never got to....fffff}

Hey look a smol bean. Take it. (((*Mun max pushes Blue at Stray* t a k e t h e b e a n

*[Sharp grin never dulls as Sans squints at the “bean,” thin eye-lights threatening to look right THROUGH the alternate as a hand rests comfortably on his cocked hip.]

* “ … who the fuck are you? “

#ANSWERED;; ɴᴏᴡ ᴘᴀʏ ᴜᴘ.#IC;; sᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ.#blue-scarfed-attackerr #{oh shit it's the bean!!!!}

‘ just hold me. ’ (stardustmemoriiiies)

SOFT ANGST. // ACCEPTING! // @stardustmemoriiiies

* “ … what? “

*[The request definitely catches him off-guard, and for more than one reason. As long as he’s lived, Sans has never considered himself the type that exudes a comforting vibe. He’s combative, and antagonistic, so it’s no surprise that few have ever come to him for that sort of support. In fact, the swindler would even say he prefers it that way; why go to all that TROUBLE for someone, when nobody would do the same for him?]

*[…Still, with Azure looking so downtrodden– so utterly depressed – even a heartless monster like him can’t find it in that SOUL to deny.]

* “ uh… okay, sure. “

*[Taking a slow step forward, lengthy arms reach out and tightly embrace the much smaller alternate. It’s…weird, and warm, and Sans isn’t quite sure how he feels about this uncharacteristically gentle action…but if it brings back even a fraction of Azure’s smile, it might just be worth it.]

#ANSWERED;; ɴᴏᴡ ᴘᴀʏ ᴜᴘ.#IC;; sᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ.#stardustmemoriiiies #{stray like how do i??? comfort someone???? i love this}#{he's trying so hard look at him LOOK}

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