smol pupper

kira//19//aus i like dogs and memes and im probably scared of u

[wolfpilled]

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

[paper-mario-wiki]

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS BUT IF SHE

disrespects workers in the service industry for no valid reason

THEN SHES A THOT

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Harry Styles and mick Jagger are the same age. Just let that sink in.

[cerael]

Harry is 19.

Mick Jagger is 69.

What?

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don’t let the media fool u

[seducin]

[the-memedaddy]

[celebritydachshund]

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[dogpuppy]

oh he fucking did that

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

[unfollowfriday]

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

[unfollowfriday]

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’“

[scully]

[derpiana]

[realfootage]

[coke-hoe-nyt-crab]

me every friday night

[2jp]

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

[lowfatwordsalad]

is this who now

[liache]

i can be yuor devil

or your angle

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

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powerful energies to ward off negativity in 2018

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zac efron is in a musical, there was a hannah montana reunion, the jonas brothers are back, and fall out boy is about to drop an album.

welcome back to 2008.