a mugshot? i dont even drink coffee

Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero // In a Queer Platonic Relationship with @lavendergay

[puppy-ch0w]

ive lived a thousand lives

[puppy-ch0w]

feeling like shouting into a void

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

oh, you listen to gay little podcasts about stories? that's insane. i hate narratives.

[frawgs]

the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

[puppy-ch0w]

ur still active on here omg.. king

GFDKSLHG quarantine made me do it 

[howtobake-remaking]

Ripley's don't believe it

[howtobake-remaking]

[rslashrats]

[puppy-ch0w]

I am simply going to have a good day

[kissyoulikealover]

cats im so sorry. yeah no theres a mistake. cats you won for best picture. this is not a joke… come up here… this is not a joke. cats has won for best picture. 

[thetumblr-thisisatumblr]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

[polarbear-phil]

Because being nice gets you taken advantage of a lot more than being an asshole. It makes you naive. Like a child

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

you’re right, “i like to be mean because it benefits me. being nice is for babies” is a very mature attitude

[yahenni]

Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

[yahenni]

Ripley's Jesus, Fuck, Really? Fuck.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gaywig]

imagine seeing this just 6 months ago

[dirtreally]

[puppy-ch0w]

Uh, sorry to say, but straight people will never die out. They are the majority of the population of earth.

The Dinosaurs probably thought the same thing

[puppy-ch0w]

I literally told someone to look me up bc they thought I was kidding about this tumblr acc

[puppy-ch0w]

It’s so fucking funny how many nudes I have just On The Internet

[valtsv]

oh i am absolutely an idiot but i do have my moments

[mysillycomics]