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@puppyboops
This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.
Which brings me to my business proposal:
Titty Speakeasies
Knock three times and give the password âI like your shoelacesâ
HOEHIBITIONÂ
Updates to Tumblrâs Community Guidelines
Today we announced some big updates to our Community Guidelines and what kind of content is permitted on Tumblr. Adult content will no longer be allowed here. While we do not judge anyone for their desire to post, engage with, or view this stuff, it is time for us to change our relationship with it.
We expect you may have some questions on how this will affect you, and weâre here to make sure those questions get answered.
When does the new policy take effect?
Our new Community Guidelines will go into effect on December 17, 2018.
Newly uploaded content flagged as adult will no longer be allowed on Tumblr. Weâll also begin flagging and removing existing adult content with the ultimate goal of removing as much of it as we can.
What is considered adult content?
Adult content primarily includes photos, videos, or GIFs that show real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples, and any contentâincluding photos, videos, GIFs and illustrationsâthat depicts sex acts.
What is still permitted?
Examples of exceptions that are still permitted are exposed female-presenting nipples in connection with breastfeeding, birth or after-birth moments, and health-related situations, such as post-mastectomy or gender confirmation surgery. Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, such as sculptures and illustrations, are also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr.
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My bird: *regurgitating for his favorite perch*
Me, his doting, loving caregiver: Nice to know Iâm less important than your CHAIR.
âBut not SUPER allergicâ
Dedicated to every gracious host whoâs had to put up with my sorry animal loving ass.
@amphyn
Fun fact Iâm allergic to cats.
Other fun fact; I own two cats
@taraljc
it me
the night manager of the cat boarding facility is allergic to cats.
she literally lives ON SITE.
Carlos: Who are you?
Charles: Iâm you, but a top
Shoutout to all you lovely people with the âgrossâ/ âCreepyâ pets!!!
Yâall are great like?? Heck yeah love and respect the animals that other people wouldnât!!
Snake people?? Beautiful, lovely, give your boop noodles a smooch on the hed from me (unless theyâre venomous or do not like that, in which case just blow them a kiss from a safe distance)
Snail people?? The best, absolutely perfect. Give those little cuties all the love and appreciation they deserve, 100/10 for the snails.
You bug folks?? Are awesome??? And so are your little six legged friends. Tell them i love them and that theyâre all beautiful.
Spider lads??? Yes good!! Make sure to tell them theyâre not as bad and scary as people think they are, theyâre all good boys.
Rat parents?? A+ for taking care of your furry friends and giving them the love they deserve. 200/10 for the sheer cuteness that is rats. Give them a treat from me.
I could keep going on but I donât want this post to be super long so just!!! Thank you to all you people who give wonderful lives and homes to the creatures that other people deemed too scary!!! You guys are the best!!!
doing laundry? fine, even fun. putting laundry away? terrible. worst chore. wretched way to spend time.
no putting laundry away we live out of the basket like men
Red Dead Redemption 2 aka the game where I keep accidentally shooting people instead of talking/interacting with them.
Monster fuckers who just watched the Venom movie: I NEED MORE
Venom comics fans, who have been archiving Venom's monsterfucky history for future reference: *standing up* It's my time
Tiny Bird Venom has the highest power level of any Marvel character. Fite me.
No man should have this much power.
That moment, when youâre kind of settled down a bit about Venom, and then you come across these shots from old comics âŠ
â easily manipulated by dogs