[zyca]

Details:

- $25 up front, $50 upon completion of the painting

- I accept payment through venmo, zelle, and paypal

- From you, I need the photograph you'd like me to paint, and an email to send the finished piece to :)

Thank you for reading! and please do boost if you can

[zyca]

Just finished my most recent commission, so spots are open again if you'd like a portrait :)

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[methed-up-marxist-deactivated20]

[minim]

The Eight Colors of Death

[pinkbat5]

dave in his early 20's

[blog19878347263]

🍎⏰!

[plastiboo]

[shapeoftheday]

a lot to think about

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jevilcore]

Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Digital horror illustrations by omegablackart on Instagram

[greelin]

if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking

[bobnichollsart]

NEW PAINTING TIME!

Here is "Consuming the Fallen," commissioned by The Etches Collection. It features over 50 different species of marine reptiles; lobe-fin, ray-fin, cartilaginous, and agnathid fishes; echinoderms, crustaceans, isopods, ammonites, belemnites, teuthoids, nautiloids, gastropods, brachiopods, bivalves, annelids, bryozoans, cnidaria, and microbial mats. There are also coprolites and burrows.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

this is the restrained version of me. i could be much worse.

[keepsie]

OCD? Yeah she O when she C my D

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[makesoneteam]

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

[pochayun]

would you like to share with the class 🤔

[makesoneteam]

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

[mercury-mage]

would you like to unshare with the class