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Three Goblin Art
Sade Olutola
Stranger Things
Jules of Nature
if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
$LAYYYTER
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Kaledo Art
Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
cherry valley forever
#extradirty
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@puppypilledpup
I bet it stinks in there 😳🫣
Image description: A sweating pilot in her cockpit, raising her arms above her head with hands resting behind the seat, complaining "the AC sure doesn't stand for air conditioner..." She has a laced up knee-high combat boots, white cotton DIY crop top and rolled down the jumpsuit her around her waist.
Hounds slice of heaven
Take in the view, enjoy the dughs
Forever happy, as myself with the skin I love
Wearing the clothes I always dreamed of
Truly, my slice of heaven on earth
Thank you to my lovely girlfriend for taking these pics and helping me edit them
I'm not "knotbait" the werewolf girls just happen to like my personality!
For all the hounds with a guilt lever.
I understand, I do. You've been doing your best to live your life in the way they expect you to. But I don't. I know what you are.
They expect so much and when you fail to deliver it's only natural to question whether you deserve the rewards at the end. Whether you deserve to feel good about yourself. It can stop thinking that now.
Listen to My voice.
You are a hound, you do not need to adhere to the standards of people. And you should not be punished for this. You're doing so good, wherever you are in the process, I want you to know that I'm proud of you.
And good hounds get rewards, don't they? Good hounds get treated by their Handler. Handler wouldn't give anything unless it was deserved, would They?
You don't need to answer that, hound. You just need to repeat after Me.
It deserves nice things.
Whenever it feels low, when the burdens of society hang heavy on its heart. With its own voice, I want it to say:
It deserves nice things
It knows this, it wants it. And it deserves it.
It. Deserves. Nice. Things.
When it is asked what it deserves, it will smile to itself because it knows what it deserves.
It deserves nice things.
Now hound, tell Me;
What does it deserve?
Hound who lived long enough, and was successful in leading her pack enough to be promoted to a handler.
Handler who puts her hounds in her lap and bites them as a reward, relishing their adorable moaning and squirming.
Handler who still yearns to go out and hunt for blood, like the old days.
Handler who still melts back into that same pup when her ex-handler arrives on base.
whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3
Tactical combat boots are NOT designed for the Military Industrial Complex they are designed for HORNY TRANS WOMEN to GRIND against!
Tactical combat boots are NOT designed for the Military Industrial Complex they are designed for HORNY TRANS WOMEN to GRIND against!
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you're just naturally like this, pet. and isn't that just so fucking pathetic?
you didn't really need to be broken in, or taught how to obey. your little brain was doing that anyway, wasn't it? because that's what you were made for. this is just... how you are.
don't look sad, pet. it's a good thing. it's a good thing to be pathetic. it's a good thing to have such a naturally prey-like brain that you don't even need training.
so really, you deserve to be used, don't you? you're not good for anything else, after all. this is all you are.
how pathetic :)
you're just naturally like this, pet. and isn't that just so fucking pathetic?
you didn't really need to be broken in, or taught how to obey. your little brain was doing that anyway, wasn't it? because that's what you were made for. this is just... how you are.
don't look sad, pet. it's a good thing. it's a good thing to be pathetic. it's a good thing to have such a naturally prey-like brain that you don't even need training.
so really, you deserve to be used, don't you? you're not good for anything else, after all. this is all you are.
how pathetic :)
Data Log #328
Hound was found trying to cut their hair with a dull knife and no mirror. Almost injured themselves due to me startling them. No incident report form required.
Short hair suits them. Now they stare up at me with eyes that make me feel as if I hung the stars themselves. Such a far cry from the look of fear and shame they gave Our old handler.
Old handler is gone.
Now it’s just Us.
Such a good Hound for Me.
Data Log #327
Problem: Hound struggles with self-care. Complaints are not unlike a whining Husky. Resistant to third-party assistance. Needs to be muzzled, bite risk.
Solution: Presenting tasks as “Hound Maintenance” has an overwhelmingly high success rate. Although they grumble and whine throughout the process, they are satisfied with Cheesits upon completion. Continuing clicker conditioning and affirmations as supplemental training.
rkgk - 2025
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Blood Bunny
Best Snacks for a Pilot!
Hey Handlers, former Hound speaking. I know you asshole hate fun and snacks, but considering I just finished pasting a bunch of fuckheads who refused to feed their Hounds basic MREs and only used The Paste, I'm making this as a way to save you from your own stupidity. Let your Hounds snack, it's good for the mind and keeps them happy. And no, a single almond does not count as a snack, don't be a suburbanite beige mom with an eating disorder. Without further ado, here's the best fuckin snacks for your freaky beasties when they get hungry:
Jerky. I've ranted about it before, and I'll say it again. High protein, stimulating to eat, works the jaw to prevent the muscles from weakening, it's great! Honorable mention goes to any kind of cured meats that are shelf stable and snackable during flights, especially shoutout to pemmican for being versatile very versatile.
Trail Mix. A classic for a reason, customize it for each of your Hounds' tastes for an even better response! Trust me, making it by purchasing bulk ingredients saves you money in the long term. Also, for further brain stimulation, you can have the Hounds pack their own snack bags for missions, with supervision of course.
Peanut-Butter Pretzel Bites. I don't know what mad bitch thought of these things, but HOLY FUCK! These are a personal favorite, rivaling jerky depending on how drunk I am. Have these on a mission or off mission, and they're perfect. Goes great with beer and/or sports drinks.
Tuna+Crackers snack packs. Ok these are my absolute favourite, specifically the chili ones with an actual pepper inside. Slice some cheese up to go with them, and they're a perfect late-night snack. They do smell quite strong, but frankly, you've probably smelled worse in the kennels or Handler breakroom. Honorable mention to tinned herring fillets, delicious.
Instant hotpots. Ok, don't give these to the lobotomite Hounds, or they will make a mess. However, if you've got a Hound on a long deployment, pack a few of these alongside the normal MREs. They taste great, they've got lots of meat and veg, and they get just as hot if not hotter than the MREs. Praise be water-activated heating packs, my beloveds.
Bread. Deadass just some bread. Doesn't even need to be garlic bread, just some proper fuckin rolls and an optional spread to go with it. No notes, bread just good.
Hardboiled eggs, with optional mayo. Alternatively, just a tub of egg salad with a spoon. Godddd this shit is good when you're craving eggs and want to egg-max. I just typically put mayo on the eggs between bits and make egg salad in my mouth, because I'm a disgusting little freak. Deviled Eggs are my absolute favourite of this, and I will be bribed any day by those, because they aren't my favourite snack food, but instead one of my favourite buffet items. Yes I have multiple conditional lists, I'm a foodie.
A jar of pickles. Yes, I'm not joking, if your Hound was something tangy when piloting and you don't mind the cockpit smelling briny, give them a jar of pickles. The large gherkins are the best, and chugging a cold jar of pickle juice hits better than a sports drink I find... fuck one sec I have a jar in my fridge I need to go deal with...
And that's a list of snacks to give your pilots! Just remember: at the bare minimum, I expect to see the MREs. If I get another malnourished Hound in my hangar, someone is getting crucified by my rivet gun.
I second this list
thank you Hound for your contribution; I concur- a malnourished hound is a malfunctioning hound.
