Mx. Mechsplo @mx-mechsplo - Tumblr Blog

I look awfully good in uniform, don’t you agree?

(Very excited to be saving up for a nice leather coat to go with this look!)

#mechsploitation #mechsplo #my pics #uniform #handlerposting #hounds please feel free to shower me with affections and stroke my ego :3c #rileysrambles

Are you tired of your mechsploitation worldbuilding not making sense? Do you wish there was a setting where mechsuit warfare made sense? Introducing:

THE PLANET VENUS!

Venus has a number of features which make it just perfect to set your next machine-based psychosexual sapphic fantasy in! It has…

An atmosphere so dense and full of toxic acids that any infantry would need to be inside a controlled atmosphere to survive

A ground surface so perilous (and possibly semi-solid due to high temps and acidic atmosphere) that mechanical legs may provide an advantage to mobility and stability

Barely any visibility (due to the aforementioned clouds of toxic acid), leading to reliance on advanced sensors for seeing much of anything

Lots of opportunities for metaphors about Venus being the goddess of beauty and also an extremely dangerous planet that seems to want to kill anything and everything

So try Venusian mechsplo today!

(I am not an astrophysicist and do not really know all that much so this could be pretty inaccurate, don’t @ me)

#also the atmosphere is so crazy dense that airships would float crazy easily compared to on earth #giant floating airships floating over toxic clouds below #handlers living in relative safety and luxury up above while their hounds duke it out on the hellish surface #only returning to the heaven-like safety of the floating sanctuaries once their missions are complete #OR #most military personnel remain on the airships #but handlers are considered sadomasochistic freaks who go to train and command hounds on the surface bases #handlers being seen as just as inhuman as hounds does something for me idk #rileysrambles #houndposting #handlerposting #mechsploitation #Venusian mechsplo #mechsplo

punished-venom-solitair-e

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

gardenofeden5457

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

houndcandidatem58

@drcuriouslxix

#🥴😳#need

killz0ne

I want to fuck you in ways that make you think I have total disregard for your safety, but know you've never been safer

aggrieved-devotion

Living weapon put off leash for the first time and they just do as told. They think they could run, but their feet won't move. Handler gives them an order and they go. And then they come back. For all their telling themselves that they'd bolt the second they could, their flawed, damaged flesh only knows obedience now.

mulched-cockpit

Being clicker trained but not on reward basis, like proper clicker association. When you hear the clicker your instinct is to fight. To kill. Bonding with another hound in combat, and as you agree to spare them, holding their mangled metal body in your strong mechanical arms, you hear the clicker, and you know what She wants, and before you can even stop yourself, they're dead. Because She wanted you to kill them. Because you can have no space in your heart or mind for anyone but Her.

pup-lilac

piloting my mech (2007 Honda CRV) through the dangerous and chaotic battlefield (I-95 while it’s raining sheets outside) listening to Handler’s orders (the cyberpunk CD that I burned )

chamxmxle

Reminder: if your partner safewords for any reason, first you stop, and then you thank them. You ask if they are okay, and you let them know they did a good job.

chamxmxle

I wrote this after someone replied, "why?" to a safeword, by the way. Don't do that.

nocturnal-nightshade

I’m so sleepy and my dumb hound keeps pawing and scratching at the door asking if I can make her a glass of milk.

Fuck my Handler life man

It’s so cute when @hound-d28 insists that he doesn’t like something, only to go Off The Leash and be shown just how much loves doing *anything* that makes me happy. He’s such a good hound 🤍

#handlerposting #mechsploitation #rileysrambles #mechsplo #houndposting

mx-mechsplo

Thinking about alternative modes of ingesting liquid starlight

Besides the injection we all know and love, liquid starlight also comes in a drinkable form. The liquid is extremely bitter, so it’s usually mixed with oral anesthetics that numb the tastebuds. The sensation can be pleasant, and even the most stone-faced handlers are known to drink a (highly diluted) “starlight cocktail” in the officers’ mess.

Rumors of cigarettes laced with liquid starlight compounds are entirely baseless, and any handlers caught trying to sell them should be immediately reported to your unit’s compliance officer

gambitman

Tales are told of Handler Throckmorton and her Starlight water pistol. She is said to have had a deadeye aim, able to nail the shot into a hounds mouth from thirty paces. It was worst when she got the shot up your nose though.