�� ✿֔ᮬ ( 𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 ) 𖹭 sophia laforteza x f!reader ⠀⠀ ✴︎ fluff, crack ── email style fic. mentions and implications of an argument. reader is pissed. sophia is very sorry. the other girls are sophia’s wingwomen. english and slight tagalog. wlw. reader is written intentionally to be fem(me) presenting. best viewed on light mode! ৴ word count: 1.9k ৴ ( masterlist )
getting into a really dumb argument with your girlfriend, sophia, where she, despite her mature and calm nature, decided to be anything but—not taking you seriously until she realized her messages were no longer sending—cue her checking all of your accounts on almost any platform to exist, and realizing that—like her number—you’d blocked her on everywhere else, too .
Dear princess,
I find myself feeling like I am nearing my demise.
Please unblock me on iMessage so that we can sort things out; On Facebook too, because mama is asking why we’re not friends on there anymore. If I may also request, please consider unblocking me on Spotify as well, as without your account, I do not have any playlists to listen to—you’re the only girl I know who curates such like it’s sacred.
Please (with extra cherries on top) consider unblocking me on the following : LinkedIn, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, Airbuds, Letterboxd, and Tumblr (I don’t even use tumblr anymore but please unblock me mahal :c)
Give your lover girl a chance to make things right. 😞
please, I swear on both Yoonchae and Daniela’s lives that I will listen and I will make it up to you.
Sweetest regards,
Your laffy. (😕)
Dear Sophia Laforteza,
Please refrain from emailing me as of the moment, for I am still at work, and am also still currently pissed off at you and your lack of concern for my wellbeing and seemingly my personal welfare.
I have given you the chance yesterday night to make it up to me, though you turned around in bed and slept like a baby as though you weren’t at all fazed by the lack of concern and seriousness regarding our situation.
adding onto that, I have given your suggestions a moment of consideration, but I am afraid that your wishes cannot, and will not be fulfilled as of the current moment.
Now, how about you consider the following:
Stop emailing me.
I.
Am.
Busy.
Go talk to Mikha or whoever “❤️🩹🪷” is on your phone.
Bitterly,
Your girlfriend.
(sweet talk isn’t going to get me this time, try harder.)
Dear princess of angerdom,
I understand your frustrations with me and my actions towards you when you voiced your concerns over my friend, mikhaela, it was immature of me to try and argue with you and to call you “oa” over it instead of genuinely trying to work around the issue, especially since you were only seeking for reassurance.
But please, mahal—please—consider unblocking my number so that I can, at the very least, call you to talk this out properly.
I truly believe that it was a misunderstanding that had been further escalated due to my inability to word my sentences/structure them in a manner that’s acceptable, which I, again, apologize deeply for.
Please, sweetheart, grant me the permission to, at the very least, attempt to make it up to you.
If permitted, I would love to take you to dinner at your favorite restaurant, followed by a walk at the park whilst we drink milkshakes and you rant to me about Hans from HR.
Or we could have a simple little movie date where we watch your favorite movie (buffy the vampire slayer—yes, I remember) while I order your favorite takeout.
Please consider this, my sweet.
Begging for your forgiveness,
Your fia. (😢)
My super sarap baby,
you forgot to reply to my previous email (I’m pretty sure you forgot because haha why would you ignore my email? haha, so funny, right, baby? right??)
huhu, I’m sorry po, I didn’t mean to disturb you during work, and I didn’t mean to upset you in any manner either 💔 I’d rather burn my hand on Lara’s curling iron than be the reason for your sour mood☹️
I should’ve been more mindful and considerate with your feelings, that’s 100% on me.
Please give me the chance to make it all up to you, I’ll make suyo and lambing to you for as long as you want—as long as you need—plus fifty kisses per hour kase I know you like my kisses 😚
mwamwa, ayan, two pero it’s not gonna deduct the fifty because I’m greedy and I like kissing you too 😞
replyan mo na po ako, mahal </3 hirap naman mag practice when alam ko na nagtatampo baby ko ☹️
Truly and only yours,
Sophia.
Hi, Yn
I don’t know what’s happening between you and sophia or why da hell you guys are contacting each other via email… weirdos.
But PLEASE, for the love of all things whimsical, forgive her already.
Your sunshine has been moping and whining and literally dragging her feet across the floor of the practice room for the entire six hours that we’ve been here—adding the occasional screeching and groaning like she’s some sort of zombie monkey.
Also, girl, her shoes are loud, like LOUD-loud. Like, wiping-the-windows-obnoxiously-loud. Metal fork against a chalkboard kind of loud.
Forgive our homegirl, she didn’t mean to be an IDIOT, she just naturally is at times. Trust that your issue (mikhaela) has been dealt with by no other than your five sister in laws.
Love,
Manon 🫦🫦🫦
Dear Katseye (and sophia),
Apologies for not replying for, as I’ve previously stated, I am currently at work.
Know that I have received all new emails and have actually just finished reading each one.
Thank you girls for dealing with.. my issue (whatever that may entail) and know that you five have a special place in my heart.
I aologize for leaving you with a mopey and devastated Laforteza, for they can and almost always are a handful to deal with when in that state.
Speaking of,
Laffy, pick me up at 7pm sharp, don’t be late or else I’ll call an uber using your card. You know that shit’s a lot more expensive than just getting a taxi.
Mercifully,
Yn.
HI, MAHAL!!! I LOVE YOU !!!THANK YOU. IM SO SORRY AGAIN FOR OUR FIGHT WHICH SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A FIGHT ANYWAY, TOTALLY MY FAULT, I TAKE FULL ACCOUNTABILITY.
NOTED, 7PM SHARP. MHM OKAY, OFC, WHATEVER MY PRINCESS WANTS 😚 <33
I’ll see you after you’re done with your work, po 😚
Happily, sincerely, and forever yours,
Laffy. <33
P.S. Please unblock me from everywhere—especially your instagram—i miss stalking your accounts. 😞
⠀﹕ will be making this a series including all the other girls <3 ( clasp your hands tightly and hope that i find the motivation )
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