Beep I am Train

21 || ♀  || emo space plant creature || i like some things ||

[asras-alnazar]

how do straight people have sex 😳 like who’s the woman and who’s the other woman ? 🤔🤐

[sumflora]

me: types out a post

me, deleting it: God jsut shut the fuck

[chandlers-scrunchie]

if you ever think your high school is weird, please know that at my high school, there’s a senior who dresses up in a shark costume in their free time and travels around my city on a penny board and just… hangs out on street corners… as a shark…. no one knows their real identity he’s just the shark… it’s really weird

[chandlers-scrunchie]

also the shark-boy-man-thing has friends that join him, but I guess they’re also required to dress up, so occasionally you’ll see a shark, a t-rex, a kangaroo, and another shark walking down the street and waving at cars

[chandlers-scrunchie]

in case you thought I was making this up:

[bob-belcher]

[timaltman]

[cur-sed]

[danisnotonfires]

[parakeet]

the other day i got a call from my college bc theyre checking up on last years students and when i got off the phone my mom was like ‘was that the LGBT community?’ as if the whole LGBT community would call me, a simple gay,

[silenthill]

The gay agenda is the worlds biggest groupchat

[fwizard]

no regrets

*watches vaguely creepy thing at 1am*

one regret

[puppyurie]

Me: I'm a bad bitch! I don't take shit from anyone! I'm not nice!

Also me: well I can't just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I'm not an animal. Those employees work hard.

[cryptidsuggestion]

Before you take that picture of the cryptid in your woods, ask them which is their good side. You will most likely get a better picture, and the cryptid will thank you for being considerate

[trapcard]

i was driving and was in the left lane waiting for the light to turn green and i’m not exaggerating when i say the person behind me honked the second the light turned green…and i’m like….im not in the mood…….so i put my brake on and let them honk and honk until the light turned red again. it took like 5min for it to turn green and the person honked for 2min of it then stopped.   when it turned green again they were silent and i was like :) that’s what i thought. time isn’t real and i have no problem wasting someone else’s

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

anyone interested in seeing 6 new frogs

[cloudthesamoyed]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

hey SCIENTISTS if the earth is round then how come we all didnt roll off of it yet

[akattah-blog]

gravity

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i dont know her

[psychojello]

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.

[puppyurie]

*orders something on amazon*

Me 5 mins later: where it at tho