Totally Irredeemable Smut

Tant pis

[princesstigerbelle]

[tumbleweedforyou]

“My turn to provide the meat,” he said…

[awed-frog]

The very best kind of plot twist.

[kimcheehan]

[valtsv]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, having a thing for vampires does NOT make you a monster fucker, vampires are ENTRY-LEVEL, you don’t get fully initiated into the club until you want to bone AT LEAST one demon,

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[darlinghogwarts]

this one is my favorite

[crimsonmurderfly]

[horny4icecream]

[ash-and-starlight-deactivated20]

am i doing this right guys

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

“struggle with depression” would almost seem to imply that i am bad at depression when i am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed 

[sleepy-loopin]

It’s the only thing I’m good at

[mischallany]

*WINK WINK*

Quote from The Office S4E07

[sergeantsexual]

a man’s best friend

[sherlocks-freebitch]

Hannibal x The Onion Part 3

Part One

Part Two

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*bees dancing to communicate*

bee cop [breakdancing gently]: im sorry, your wife is dead

bee [twerking]: no… how could this have happened

bee cop [moonwalking]: she was eaten by a bird. it was quick and painless

[weloveshortvideos]

The dolphin brought her phone back

[jigglyturk]

Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭

[lostboyale]

awww baby 🐬

[assgod]

“it’s never gonna work again but thanks” lmfo

[pupuplatterforone]

“Do you like this paperweight? A dolphin found it for me at the bottom of the ocean.”

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate]

ive never hit reblog so fast

[greelin]

what i have learned from talking about my feelings

it’s better to not talk about my feelings