semper fi my butt friend

i am the human hangover

[dreamofhircine]

take me down to the bearadise city where the girls are bears and they bare bear titties

[grizzlybutch]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[anik]

genuine self confidence literally only comes with not caring at all if you’re ugly... like if it’s based around finding yourself beautiful it’s planted on fragile ground

[anik]

like it feels Good to look in the mirror and say Wow i feel pretty, it’s a nice moment and i’m not condemning it, but it’s a tenuous position. if you position yourself to feel good about being pretty, you’re still vulnerable to Ugly, and pretty is not a sustainable state. no matter how far you extend the concept of beauty, it’s still based in rules established by societal standards that realistically one cannot be perfectly held up to.

[anik]

actually this post i made a year ago that some random just reblogged is right and im a genius

[sergeantsexual]

i am both pretty and ugly to myself and tHAT is real self confidence

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[mrmaleficent]

She looks so fucking good!!!!

[tottyscrushes]

Mini Anden

[teapotsahoy]

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

[catchymemes]

[ottosgotanothergun]

[ambientwitch]

Kind of feel like there’s an easy solution for Hannibal which is that he just doesn’t eat people. Like you don’t need to do that king

[theburialofstrawberries]

[maelwife]

[kristin-scott-thomas]

Kristin Scott Thomas & Ethan Hawke in The Woman in the Fifth (La femme du Vème) | directed and written by Pawel Pawlikoswki | 2011 | France - Poland - UK

[meanplastic]

[omega3]

[faggottt]

[lacetulle]

Dior | Fall/Winter 2020 Couture

[teapotsahoy]

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

[sergeantsexual]

i was late for work today because i put some makeup on for once, and it was totally worth it damn i look bangin

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝