GENIUS puppy

grown ass dog i'm 20 | dog with a blog if you will.

[purblepuppy]

HI i'm puppy/purple/purble! adult, dog with a blog (like the show!! that was a pretty good show) this is my blog to just have fun and be silly and play on and whatnot... probably reblog heavy and will also just majorly be about how i'm a dog and i do dog stuff (because i am a dog) :oP some stuff about me... 💜canine (typically a domestic dog) on all levels, all of them... yes physically too. "she" in the way you'd refer to a bitch/female dog, otherwise it/its dog/dogs the dog/the dogs prns work :o3 (a doggirl[thing] in a way but not really but sort of?!) 🟣multitudes big multitudes of things wrong with me but i am the valiant warrior so it's ok. 🟪i am really interested innnnnnn human health/anatomy, sharks an their relatives, rats and mice, space stuff (especially the more out-there hypothesises), ungulates, fossils 'n prehistoric life (not just dinos!). tell me or ask me about these things and my life is yours.

#redog - reblogs #barking - talking, etc. #pawrtwork - art & stuff i make #the evils - kind of like a vent tag but don't expect me to ever be too serious... just kind of like light hearted complaining #treat review - reviews of dog treats ive tried!

DNI: DENTISTS youre scary!!!! kidding i have no dni don't be evil a.f. and we will have no qualms :o3

[purblepuppy]

unsolicited dog treat reviews (pt. 4)

all treats on this list were bought from: NOT TELLING! (local) there are no images because i am lazy today. im sorry. use your bountiful imagination for me CAROB CHIP COOKIES - 4/10 disappointing. you could have been so great.... these may be stale though? they taste bland and Nothing. and are rock solid. not awful though! BREAKFAST BAR/BONE - 7/10 good "basic" treat, has cute sprinkles :o3... theyre yummy and crunchy! i taste something syrupy? not like texture wise but flavor wise. CANINE SUNBURSTS - 4/10 mehhh..... i cant even really remember the flavor i already ate them all, they werent super notable tho. ICECREAM CONES - 10/10 ICECREAM CONE TREATS WITH THICK ICING NEVER MISS! love these, hurt my teeth, but i dont even care. PEANUTBUTTER CAROB CUPS - 10/10 SUPERIOR TO THE DEVONS DOGGIE DELIGHTS BEDTIME TREATS. FUCK. THESE ARE DEEEEELICIOUS! I WISH I BOUGHT MORE! ICED SPRINKLE BONE - 9/10 GOOD! REALLY GOOD! yummm... i only had one, but the thing was entirely covered in icing, and was So yummy and crunchy and delicious! YOGURT(?) DOGGY PRETZEL - 7/10 points deducted because it was Really hard to chew and im a powerful chewer, pretty good, Absolutely massive, and kind of expensive... it was good but not best of the best BACON & CHEESE STAR MIX - 6/10 good crunch, cheesy, yummy, flakey, but not a lot to write home about. CLOSING STATEMENT i am unaware if these are "human grade/safe" (does it matter? im a dog.) but i'm not offering no links so who cares. having a local pet treat place is great i support them and i get my yummy treats. whos a good doggy? not me. i'm eating them anyway. try to stop me! we're so back

[purblepuppy]

WHAT THE DOG? i didnt have asks on????

[puppiesdoglover]

PUPPY TIP: You may entertain puppies by mystifying them.

[satanfemme]

it's finally here!!! after 6 months of hard work, I can present to you my microchipping zine:

Microchipping your pet is one of the easiest ways to keep them safe and prevent them from getting lost! The procedure is cheap, quick, and maybe even a bit fun ... so why wouldn't you microchip your pet puppygirl? This 30 page informative booklet is a guide to the basics of RFID pet microchipping as a body modification for humans. Whether your pet is alterhuman, transgender, kinky, or just interested in a unique experience, microchipping could be for you and How to Microchip Your Pet Puppygirl by Lucia Fur will explain how!

like with most of my zines, this is a PWYW booklet you can download for free (or with a tip, if you're so inclined). In addition to compiling much of my research on microchipping, in this zine I also speak to my own experiences with getting microchipped. I'm very proud of this project, and can't wait for you all to read it! download it here:

How to Microchip Your Pet Puppygirl by V.V.K. & Lucia Fur

A Research and How-To Zine

[purblepuppy]

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.

[puppiesdoglover]

I am ready for all new puppies to be borned. Im ready

[purblepuppy]

o///o some of my friends call me doggy tauntingly but i caaaaan't lean into it as much as i like it. my stupid puppy life

[threedollarsdotcom]

kids these days dont understand how hard it is to drain the life essence out of unsuspecting puppies

[purblepuppy]

i cant let nobody know that im a Dog and shit u feel me. like on the low. Putting on shoes and socks and shit when i go to the Text Channel.

unfortunately ive had to maul 7 people this week and it is only Tuesday

[purblepuppy]

unsolicited dog treat reviews (pt. 3)

AndysTreats etsy shop

CINNAMON PAWS - 9/10 SO GOOD! SO GOOD! only not a 10 because the bedtime treats n birthday cookie cones are just a biiiit better imo. soft as i expected! but very crumbly and dry (i really should learn that treats like like this by now :oP) . one of the first soft treats ive had, actually. very very nice. delightful.

PUMPKIN DOG TREATS - 1/10 NOPE! nope nope nope. i was pretty disappointed by these guys unfortunately. they have a sort of odd texture you wouldnt expect from looking at them, not soft but not like really crunchy. they dont taste pumpkin-y nor... sweet potato-y which is mentioned in the description? not quite sure whats going on there. they have an odd aftertaste, the first treat ive had that i really didnt like, sorry :o(

CLOSING STATEMENT shop uses human safe/ human grade ingredients, checked properly this time :o3. not all treats can be winners im afraid but those cinnamon paws are sooo good. ive been rewarding myself with them when i complete college work n stuff. long awaited squeakuel. ill get my paws on some new treats soon

[purblepuppy]

HWELLO. PURPLE PARTY PEOPLEEEEEEEEE

[puppiesdoglover]

I found out something new about puppys. You can’t know it yet. Its just for me. I like it

[amalgamation-howling]

this Christmas you should buy your dog friends all the dog toys they could ever want, buy them all the dog toys ever, just all the dog toys :3

[purblepuppy]

new unsolicited dog treats review soon... delivery expected november 25-30. dog bless

[purblepuppy]

mother of pearl... the cinnamon ones are delicious

[purblepuppy]

patiently watches you pour cereal and milk into my doggy bowl and then slams my snout into the side of it to turn it over sending milk cascading everywhere #mycereal

[skylargoesbark]

reblog if you want a stick and i will bestow one upon thee

[werething-ramses]

My stick? 👁

Stick for me?

[skylargoesbark]

*bestows stick*

[hauntedskeletonpup]

Stick?? :DD

[skylargoesbark]

*bestows stick*

[that-werewolf-b0yy]

STICK WHERE? *wagwagwag*

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

did I hear that correctly? A stick?

[skylargoesbark]

*bestows stick*

[my-alterhuman-thingy]

STICK?!? WHERE?!? GIVE NE STICK!!!

[skylargoesbark]

*bestows stick*

[purblepuppy]

stiiiick? (said with disbelief) stick stick stick?