My Friends Call Me Mama.

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[thinfatfit]

Thunder Thighs - Miss Eaves (Produced by KEISHH)

[sixpenceee]

It’s about time you learn this.

[treesfellstill]

I fuckin knew it.

[hopekore]

then EXPLAIN jack and jill

[megahra]

[justdilla]

Bless whoever made this.

[sageonyx]

*Cries real tears*

[kiss-da-girl]

Nothing feels better than proving them wrong

[hidingfromthecobras]

Dreams come true. Don’t let what anyone says stop you.

[stumbleonhometomycats]

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

[thebelchers]

[blvckflamingo]

reblog if it's okay to IM you

[lesbiangunshow]

its okay to Immediately Murder me even if we aren’t mutuals

[stegozavr]

cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part

[politicalsci]

also explains why conservatives and neoliberal centrists actually prefer higher tuition fees rather than making tertiary education free.

[brunhiddensmusings]

‘we only succeed when voters are dumb and gullible’ is a very telling admission

[autumnnightschristmaslights]

the colder it gets outside the more fashionable and powerful i become 

[melisica]

“It’s you. It’s been you for as long as I can remember. Everyone else has just been another failed attempt at perfecting the art of pretending you’re not. I miss you.”

— Beau Taplin

[ultrafacts]

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[qt-3point1four-deactivated20200]

Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut up.

[bonifidebaritone]

They’re like adult pacifiers

[specialagentace]

Exactly why i have a candy bowl full of dumdums at work.

[homotology]

I keep two bowls of ginger candies in my house for the same reason. I have too many friends that like to talk during movies

[purdyturtle]

My English teacher freshman year told us about a year when he had two very talk it I've girls who sat next to each other and they obviously made it difficult for him to teach with them chatting the whole time. So he left a big blank sheet of paper on their desk with markers before class started and they were quiet, coloring, the whole time. He was so proud of himself.

[coolca4t8-deactivated20200905]

If you’re not straight, you’re LGBTA+ and are valid

If you’re not cis, you’re LGBTA+ and are valid

If you’re Ace/Aro, you’re LGBTA+ and are valid

If you’re Poly, you’re LGBTA+ and are valid

If you’re an Ally, you’re 100% welcome in our spaces and are valid

If you’re questioning, you’re 100% welcome in our spaces and are valid

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise ❤️

[worthycap-deactivated20151017]

things im all about:

beard

eyes that crinkle when u laugh

terms of endearment

strong jawline & shoulders

when ur hair does the flippy thing at the front

flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up

[deanwinchestergifs]

[sixpenceee]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[homotology]

Don’t forget that one of our organs likes to spontaneously burst potentially killing you

[coquetrys-blog]

remember when dash drama looked like this

[ratzenbeco]