I’m so sick of being thwarted. I swear to you, my next plot shall not go comically awry.

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@puredevotionn
I’m so sick of being thwarted. I swear to you, my next plot shall not go comically awry.
~ Yoshitomo Nara - OH! MY GOD! I MISS YOU.
2001 - Museum of Modern Art, New York.
unfamiliar with the concept
Do you even believe in God?
My last 2 brain cells
this is like 7 sucker punches in a row ☠️
healing is missing someone from time to time but knowing you’re better off without them, happier without them, and wouldn’t take them back if they asked today.
i hope you heal.
might just fuck around and fuck around and fuck around and fuck around and fuck around and f
Look, someone’s gotta be the weirdest person in any given social group and it might as well be me
anyone else w a bad home life read percy jackson in fourth grade and begin a yearlong elaborate fantasy about secretely being a demigod & therefore not related to one of their parents and running away to camp halfblood to live an abuse-free life and also form a genuine connection with people they chose (& have bangin’ powers) or was that just me
if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)
Your rival standing there and watching you type in “ASSHOLE” after Professor Oak asks if you remember what his name was:
Jenny Slate, Little Weirds
I’M JEJFJEJDJF
This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.
And I just got paid!
literally every single thing I’ve ever said since day one has been dramatic I have to talk that way or I’ll die
can’t explain it but the kitchen is the most romantic room in a house