Valentineâs Day Fics (2025)
Hermione Granger and the Time she got Drunk and Ended up Naked and Fucked Mindless in Draco Malfoy's Car by ObsessivelyReading - E, one-shot - Hermione is single and ready to mingle on Valentine's Day, the only thing? The bar she chose doesn't have a single single person in sight. She decides to drown her sorrows in liquor until she can't see straight anymore. When the bartender calls Harry to pick her up and he sends Draco instead, well let's just say he's the tall glass of water that she's been waiting for.
Just the way you are by jayredj40 - not rated, one-shot - Hermione Granger reluctantly agrees to a Valentines dinner with Draco Malfoy. As the evening unfolds with intimate moments and delicious food, old tensions melt away. Their connection deepens, leading to a tender moment that marks the beginning of something unexpected.
taste me (when heâs kissinâ you) by riddikulus_puff - E, one-shot - The olive-tan womanâs dark emerald lingerie â cupped her heavy breasts perfectly and swallowed her figure in the most alluring way â vocally called out, reaching towards Draco as he lounged back against the plush satin chair. There was something oddly magic about her, like a crackling of enchantments bubbling around her figure. He felt as though it was only the two of them â him and her â in the darkened Muggle club. [Draco x Hermione x Theo]
precautions by OneEqualTemper - E, one-shot - âI missed you,â he breathes, unable to think of a witty reply. âGods, Hermione, I missed you.â or: a secret relationship. a clandestine meeting under the cover of darkness.
A Recipe for Romance by DaniRegs - E, 4 chapters - Hermione Granger, bakery owner and former war heroine, never expected a mysterious Valentineâs invitationâleast of all from Draco Malfoy. For years, heâs been a quiet constant in her shop, all black coffee and brooding glances. But this Valentineâs Day is only the beginning of something far sweeter than she ever imagined.
Not another Valentine's Day Story by Heiura_Valencia_88 - T, one-shot - In the aftermath of the war, Hogwarts reopens, and Headmistress McGonagall introduces a enchanted parchment system for anonymous correspondance between students. 'Prince' and 'Goldilocks' begin to talk, pouring their minds into the scroll, and joining together through it. The scroll will release a condition, on Valentine's night, that will allow them to meet face to face.
Will you be mine, Lupercalentine? by brittbaird_art, orphan_account, sarahdipity613, So_scarlett_maroon, thedramionearchives (dittanyanddreams) - E, 2 chapters - Hermioneâs Valentineâs Day is off to a rough start. She forgot to wear red; Harry accidentally announced this fact to an entire lift at the ministry, and Draco Malfoy practically fell on top of her on her way to her office. But when that fall causes them to be magically bound to each other for the day, Hermione realizes things are going to get worse before they get better.
I think you know what this isâŠÂ by ethereal_mads - E, 3 chapters - "I think you know what this isâŠ" Newly divorced Hermione Granger does the most impulsive thing of her entire life: she buys herself a ridiculously expensive sports car and books herself a pre-paid spa weekend at a five-star hotel in the Lake District for her first Valentine's Day alone in eleven years. The only problem is, about halfway there, her fancy car breaks down in the middle of a snowy one-lane country road surrounded by sheep fields. With a nearly dead phone and only one auto repair shop in the area, Hermione finds herself out of luck. Or⊠until she meets the sole owner of the shop: Draco Malfoy. The man who disappeared off the face of magical existence three years prior. How many things can one do in a sports car? Well, Hermione is determined to find out. Inspired by "Sports Car" by Tate McRae
Crazy by katana_girl - G, one-shot - Happy Valentineâs Day to our morons (and an exhausting one to their best friends!)
Valentine Muse by dreomionedarling - E, one-shot - Itâs a very special Valentineâs Day for Draco as he manages to convince Hermione to enact one of her fantasiesâjust a bit further. Thereâs fluff. Thereâs smut. Thereâs art appreciation!
How to Catch a Snitch by DarkCloud190, FanFixation (SequesteredAudio), Nusilverwolf, strandsofsaturn - E, 3 chapters - âJust think of the kids!â Hermione is told when sheâs dragged to the ridiculous âheadlessâ auction co-hosted by St. Mungoâs Childrenâs Department and the International Quidditch Federation. Up for grabs? A Valentineâs date night with one of the strapping players standing on stage. So, when the Pansy-Ginny-Theo Chaos Trioâą tricks her into bidding for the contestant with an intriguing sprawl of runic tattoos, Hermione resigns herself to an evening surrounded by soppy, lovestruck couples. Thisâll be painful â tattoos and broom thighs be damned! Once in a while, though, you get something much more valuable than you bid for, and you learn that, just maybe, love really is in the air. âšđ§čđȘœ
Draco Malfoy and the Atrociously Mismanaged Valentine by Eclectic_fantasy, saintmlfy, Tippilo, Wrathful_Wrackspurt - E, WIP - When a singing goblin in a frilly pink dress delivered a Valentine to Draco Malfoy's office, Draco was convinced Hermione Granger had finally noticed his existence beyond their verbal sparring matches. His response? A perfectly reasonable campaign of gift-giving. What could possibly go wrong? **updating every other day (including podfic)
The Truth Will Set You Pink by baitswitch, Bana_Bhuidseach, didsomeonesay_dracomalfoy, iggygiraffe - E, 3 chapters - After Pansy schemes up a plan to help the post-war seventh and eighth years have a less lonely Valentine's Day, Draco is caught attempting to tamper with the results of his secret match. All Hermione wants is to teach Draco a lesson. All Draco wants is Hermione.
Time after Time by Dracos_library, Motherofdogs18, RavenclawViking, thistlethread - M, one-shot - Stop the clocks. Stop the clocks or turn around and leave. Donât give me this moment if you know it can't last. Don't give me this moment if I can't have the next. And the next. And the next. ~ Don't do this. Say more Or say less Or say nothing at all But don't go back on your promises. Again. And again. And again. ~ Stop the clocks. This one is off the books. Tell me now or tell me never.
What is it that you really feel? Or: The one where their friends force Draco and Hermione to attend a magical speed dating event on Valentines day.
Abduction Of The Heart by briarandbone, briarandtones, Erin11Ann23, garnetsyrup, KTPhoenix - E, 5 chapters - Valentineâs Day was supposed to be just another uneventful evening for Hermione Granger. Endure a dreadful blind date arranged by well-meaning friends, then retreat home to enjoy a bottle of wine and a book in solitude. But things take a fortuitous turn when Draco Malfoy, missing for nearly a decade, swoops in at the most opportune moment and abducts her. It turns out heâs an alien with ties to a mysterious plant sheâs been studying for two years, AND sheâs his fated mate! What began as a simple escape from routine has spiraled into something truly out of this worldâsomething even she never saw coming.
Not so anonymous by elliemess, TeTe91, TiffyTea - T, one-shot - Every year Pansy Parkinson organises a Valentine's rose gift as an opportunity for the wizards to send a sign of appreciation to their female colleagues. This year's event comes with two changes, though: - you can add a note to your rose - the event is completely anonymous The latter change combined with watching his witch going without a rose on her desk over and over again convince Draco to take part. Too bad he and Pansy have a different understanding of 'anonymous' and he's now racing against time to prevent his witch from finding out he is the sender of her rose, and even worse the author of her note. OR Draco Malfoy doesn't read the small print.
Through the Pink Haze by dramionelover1997, Lispodfics, Silver_Snidget, VintageCherry - T, one-shot - In order to save the potions department of the Ministry of Magic, Percy Weasley has challenged Hermione and her office nemesis, Tiamia, to both come up with a new potion to present to the Board of Directors at the Valentineâs Day Gala. With the chance to finally have her own office on the line, she takes the suggestion of her dear friend, Pansy Parkinson, and decides to make an antidote for the love potion-something the Ministry has been struggling to accomplish. What wasnât in her plans, though, was Draco Malfoy getting dosed with the potion after a run in they had in the Department of Mysteries. Now with a love sick Draco who is whisking her away for a day full of dates, she is more than determined to make the antidote. Sheâll just have to ignore the way her heart feels when sheâs around him.
Objection: Overruled! by Cailynwrites, Moonluartt, Motherofdogs18, On_a_whimbrel - T, 8 chapters - Hermione is on track to becoming the most accomplished lawyer in the wizarding worldâuntil her senior associate Percy Weasley decides to assign her a co-trainee to improve her teamwork. Now sheâs stuck sharing an office with Draco Malfoy, of all people. Seven Valentine's Days. Two idiots. One unlikely partnership.
The (Im)Perfect Intervention by AutumnWeen, maple_unicorn, mistnyx, TrillbySkinner - T, one-shot - Theodore Nott was tired, and he wasnât even a parent yet. On top of that, he had to deal with his best friendâs constant yapping about the woman he fancied. Fortunately for Theo, the Ministry sponsored âLove Fest Marketâ provided the perfect opportunity to intervene. Or Draco Malfoy was a pining mess over Hermione Granger, but refused to do anything about it. So, Theo did it for him.
'Till the Last Star Stops Burning by g0lden_g1rl, morgan_magic, sarahsempra, slytherin_scribe - E, one-shot - For Valentineâs Day, Draco and Hermioneâs twins are beyond excited to show their parents the special surprises they planned for them. Adorable family fluff ensues, but once the little ones are picked up by their uncles for a sleepover, Draco shows his wife just how much he loves her â passionately.
How to accidentally end up on a Valentineâs date with Draco Malfoy by topazZz1105 - E, one-shot - A few meddlesome friends, a happy hour spiked with Veritaserum, a touch of Gryffindor recklessness, and one ill-advised test of her own limits⊠And just like that, Hermione found herself bound by an Unbreakable Vow to snog someone before the night was over. A truly spectacular lapse in judgement. She really shouldâve known better.
A Chance Encounter by coldbrewcalico - E, one-shot - Hermione's ideal Valentine's Day plans consist of sitting at home and doing nothing. Her dreams of having a quiet night are dashed when her roommates, Pansy and Ginny, drag her out of their flat and to a bar... where Hermione discovers she's been signed up for an evening of speed dating. She buckles in, ready to endure a long string of uneventful conversations when one of her dates ends up being with Draco Malfoy. OR Hermione finds herself on an accidental first date with Draco Malfoy and it turns out she really likes his hands.
Cupid's Cocktail by Dizzle00, MWard01, PaperCraneAudiobooks - E, one-shot - âShut the fuck up, Theo.â Malfoy said, rolling his eyes, though his cheeks had a slight flush to them. âYouâre worse than my mother.â âWell, I did kind of raise you,â Theo retorted, smugly. âOh please. Which one of us had two loving parents growing up and which didnât?â âWhich one of us is in a long-term, healthy relationship,â Theo countered, pointedly eying Harryâs hand resting on his knee, âand which one lives alone except for coming over here everyday to stare longingly at my roommateâs arse in her new pajama shorts?â Hermione froze. Harry coughed Malfoy glowered. Theo, of course, smirked.
Take it Easy, Granger by katiekrum - T, one-shot - Harry and Ginny, convinced that Hermione and Ron loved each other, decided to help them out a bit. Unfortunately for you, and fortunately for a certain blond, they didn't know that Hermione's heart didn't belong to Weasley.
EnchantMatch by KTPhoenix - not rated, one-shot - Even in the world of witchcraft and wizardry, finding love has found it's way online. Enter EnchantMatch, the newest sensation on the wizarding web, where Hermione Granger seeks a date for the upcoming Valentine's party. What begins as small talk and flirting over text turns steamy and tantalizing behind closed doors when her date turns out to be.... twice as compelling. [Draco x Hermione x Theo]
EnchantMatch by KTPhoenix - E, one-shot - When Hermione struggles with her grades after late nights in the Astronomy Tower, Draco offers his expertise.
Slytherin Party by disrae1 - E, one-shot - Eighth-year Hermione Granger is invited to a Valentine's Day Party by the Slytherins.
Veni, Vidi, Amavi by mangotart_reads, offthemap, Rchella_1401, writetimewrongmuse - M, one-shot - Once, on a Valentineâs night, they wandered the streets of a city that seemed to have conspired to bring them together. The hours slipped through their fingers, but the memory of it has long refused to let go. What happens when Hermione and Draco share a fleeting encounter in Florence on a night that was never meant to be theirs, and yet somehow was? What happens when the night ends, only to linger like the crescent moon, a sliver of light refusing to dull long into dawn? A journey takes place â a night is shared â an enemy turns more.
A Mark Written in Stars by Hyemi_28 - T, one-shot - After the Battle, Draco and Hermione share a secret love during their eighth year at Hogwartsâone that has remained hidden from their friends and peers. But on the night of the Valentine's Day Ball, they decide to reveal their bond to the world. As the night unfolds, their hearts entwine like stars in the sky, and Draco and Hermione embrace their blossoming love, marking each other in ways that will last forever.
Love Me Not by LadyMorphia - E, one-shot - Draco resents his wife, Hermione Granger, for countless reasons. Their marriage is a toxic mix of hatred and something far more complicated. Now, on Valentine's Day, as she carries his twins, his emotions are more conflicted than ever. He hates her, yes, but at the same time, he can't help but be drawn to the sight of her pregnant body.
Magic, Malfoy, and Valentineâs Mischief by Calliope_dreaming - M, one-shot - Hermione Grangerâs Valentineâs Day was meant to be simple: tackle work, indulge in a quiet evening, and try not to overanalyse her fast-paced romance with Draco. But throw in unexpected wardrobe upgrades, a magical mishap, and a man with absolutely no sense of restraint, utterly unfiltered and hopelessly fixated on her, things take a wildly unpredictable turn. Between heartfelt truths, unexpected magic, and the kind of intensity that leaves her breathless, Hermione realises that loving Draco is as exhilarating as it is impossible to resist. When Cupid aims, glorious chaos reigns.
Is It Casual Now? by AuraMarley - E, one-shot - Two years of late nights, takeaways, and mind-blowing sex. Two years of Hermione swearing it's the last timeâuntil the next time. But when a blind date on Valentine's Day threatens to break their cycle, Draco decides enough is enough. Is it casual now? (Spoiler: it's not.)
Buon San Valentino, Mrs. Malfoy by virgo_puff - E, one-shot - Draco decides to whisk Hermione away for an Italian Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day, Granger: A Brief Story of Draco Malfoy and How He Confessed to Hermione Granger With A Teddy⊠Bear. by penthatspeaks - G, one-shot - Draco just wants to leave a good impression on Hermione during Valentine's Day, but fate has other plans.
A Valentine Baby by readfreak05 - M, one-shot - Hermione Granger never thought that random sex on Valentine's Day would lead to surprising coming in nine months. [Draco x Hermione x Theo]
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