HOLLY—MARIE

|14| i love good omens and saw :3 |

[bipolargreen]

😂 😂😂

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okay another super random fucking thought

what the hell did the first woman to get a period think… like suddenly she just randomly starts bleeding from her pum and like?? like genuinely how must she have felt??? she probably thought she was dying because random bleeding makes no fucking sense. then 7 or so days later it’s just stopped, and she thinks “thank fuck that’s over!!” then next month it happens again and she’s just absolutely flabbergasted. also when were the first period products made, likeeee

i love silly random thoughts

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gang i have had a realisation about my favourite divorced husbands

so you know how aziraphale kindly gave crowley that holy water which could destroy his very essence if he wasn’t careful, and we know how aziraphale was very against giving it to him for that exact reason, until he did… if he didn’t know how crowley used it then he would still think crowley had it. and after crowleys very obviously rejected love confession did aziraphale not maybe worry that crowley would do something to himself or like.. am i slightly insane and brainrotted yes !!

[thedickcavettshow]

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

[purelysober]

GAAAH WHY IS HE FLIRTING WITH ME

SOMEONE SEND ME FUCKING HELP

please :3

[trypoed]

Look at us both. Covered in other people's blood and talking about morality. But there's one difference between you and me: YOU HAD A CHOICE.

[purelysober]

people are like: “my fandoms so small, we only have like 500 fics on ao3!!!”

bitch i got 1 good one.

but thank god it’s a heavenly masterpiece because less than like 7 months ago there were only 2 which were weird ships… no i did not wanna read dylan o’brien characters shagging derek hale what the fuck 😭😭

best fic ever.

[puppydoggraham]

NBC Hannibal (2013-2015): a summary

[itsawhumpyroad]

Chapter 6: Collateral Damage II (AO3)

All Richie wanted was a breath of fresh air.

Instead, the world turned upside down. Lake Erie swallowed him whole and whipped the air out of his lungs as he plunged into a forbidding abyss not made for his kind. A split second of weightlessness turned into a crushing cold he'd never felt before, not even on Chicago's crispest nights, and permeated his cotton clothes to his very pores. Death stunned and embraced him with open arms, eager to drag him deeper, indifferent to the unknown lurking in the darkness below.

Richie froze — until the cold shock coerced him to breathe greedily against his will. He fought it until he couldn't. The water shooting up his nose and gushing down his throat stung like barbed wire and flooded him with utter panic.

Disoriented, his eyes snapped open. The surface was above his feet, hellishly glistening crimson against the last falling flares, contrasting with the pancake-flat ice fragments scattered across the lake. His heavy, water-filled shoes thrashed into gelid nothingness when he rotated himself upright, unaware of Francis' coat which he had let go and slowly wafted upward.

The last minuscule bubbles of air trapped in his cheeks squeezed out between his lips as he propelled himself toward the surface; he reached for it, just an arm's length away — before a hand grabbed the back of his collar, pulling him back with a firm grip only one man could have.

Francis.

He knew it.

Francis would drown him like a kitten and make a run for it.

Read more on AO3.

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THE BEST FIC OF ALL TIMEEEE

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episode 1 of season 2 really started off with a BANG

i still love hannibal idc what he’s done he’s literally just a little guy 👊👊

[purelysober]

“please don’t lie to me”

IM GOING TO CRY WJAT THE SIGMA

:(

[soundtracksforthebrian]

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“we are her fathers now”

i’m giggling rn

[hoffmanslostbutton]

HELP MY MOM JUST WOKE ME UP TO SHOW ME GAY HOFFSTRAHM MERCH THAT SHE WANTED TO BUY ME???

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wow dude i love hannibal lecter

i hope he doesn’t eat people!!!

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OH MY GOD HES STRANGLING MIRIAM LASS OH GOOD GRIEF I WASNT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE H E 🏒🏒 OH MYYH FUCKKKKKKK

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no because i have to stop looking for hannibal things on tumblr when im only on episode 7… WHY ARE THEY BOTH COVERED IN BLOOD WHAT THE SIGMA I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE THIS SERIES IS GOING

but they’re very handsome so it’s ok

look at him o m g 😎😎

[mr-obsessed0]

Cat weapon