Valar Morghulis

I dunno man. Kristen. 30 narcissistic lizard. History nerd. I like comics. I love you, mom 5/21/18 💔. Masterlist AO3

[sophsun1]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch – 3.06: Good Will Haunting

[my-dailydreams]

[animationtvfilm]

HERCULES (1997)

[bergoozter]

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[xehasmenesithakes]

Real

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[daily-spooky]

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Like when youre horny but you have no one to sleep with you can just jork it. I can't do anything if I want sushi

[oddbookreport]

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]