Maybe Life is Worth Living

Sometimes you find the things that fill you with joy

[purple-skittles-only]

Almost 8 years of marriage. And you decide to go cheat on me. Insane

[purple-skittles-only]

I just want someone to notice that I'm not okay. Without you, I have literally no one.

[purple-skittles-only]

I'm tired of living like I'm walking in a mine field, too scared to speak

[purple-skittles-only]

I haven't wanted to die like this in a long time.

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[spiribia]

sorry homura but this is so funny. imagine meeting someone for the first time and going “sorry i have a weird name” which prompts them to hastily reassure you that its not a weird name but then later after you’ve reset the timeline back to before you ever met her and you tell her your name without apologizing for it this time you find out her actual natural first reaction wouldve been “homura? weird as hell name…” and also by now you have a crush on her

[minkhole]

[fuckup-perfectionist-deactivate]

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

[thykingdomcole]

Omg so much this! I have to use my epipens about three times a year and my doctor recommends I shoot both of them in my thigh and then call an ambulance! They are a STABILISER not a cure!!

[weaver-z]

New Venom news coming out is so funny to me because a bunch of my mutuals drop the pretense of being mild-mannered respectable bloggers to yell about how Tom Hardy should fuck some slime

[weaver-z]

Everyone tagging this "Correction! The slime should fuck Tom Hardy!" is a terror. Thank you

[gemstuff]

Jigsaw is a fucking vtuber

[gemstuff]

He has a stupid little rigged puppet he uses to talk to his audience im gonna fucking shit

[wouldchat]

Omg jigsaw in hololive???? 0~0*

[gemstuff]

Jigsaw is a fucking vtuber

[gemstuff]

He has a stupid little rigged puppet he uses to talk to his audience im gonna fucking shit

[wouldchat]

Omg jigsaw in hololive???? 0~0*

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[dankmemeuniversity]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[josaprcat]

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

[catboybrigade]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[spacedandelions]

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

[ignescent]

https://xkcd.com/1259/

Bee Orchid

[crittizen]

@deithe

[spacemancharisma]

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

[spacemancharisma]

THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME