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sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass

[viejospellejos]

[janakey07-deactivated20250719]

Scroll back up. Now.

That wasn't a bat. that was art. that was a piece of paper folded to fly like a bat. the video is a tutorial on how to fold a flying bat.

[fanzines]

'Don’t Just Do Nothing: 20 Things You Can Do to Counter Fascism' is a zine by Jewish anarchists on how people can organise and act in this changing terrain. Download it (it's free), read, print and distribute it IRL!

[pokemon-personalities]

this is all i want

[gloosoli]

Starry Night Over the Rhone, Vincent van Gogh.

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Illustrations Show Size Difference Between Prehistoric Animals and Modern Descendants

[unicouniuni]

Uni.

[christopher575]

HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

[jimnutto-deactivated20230114]

[orphanedsource]

since moving here ive noticed europeans have no concept of how few americans ever leave USA. every american tourist youve met is of an economic crust that is vastly unobtainable to the other like. 85% generously. no matter what you have believed i can guarantee this. even getting to canada isnt really a possibility and the mexico-US border is highly controlled and militarized.

to put it into perspective. a ~2 hour flight from london to warsaw is like. 30 to 45 USD?

and a 2 hour flight from one US city to another would be about 130 USD

it was very cheap to fly here. i make over 100k USD now and i dont know if ill ever be able to afford leaving. if that gives you an idea of how prohibitive travel is here. i havent even touched on how the US has Zero guaranteed holidays by the govt. many people here go years without ever having an entire week off of work

this has had a like. massive impact on American Brain and they dont even know it because travel isnt even a consideration economically. they dont even know how much more vacation time european countries have guaranteed

[bemusedlybespectacled]

also, given the size of the US, visiting another state on vacation is, in terms of time/ease of travel/difference from where you’re from is equivalent to or worse than going from one country to another in the schengen area.

like, before we moved in together, my husband used to visit me on long weekends by driving from New Hampshire to upstate New York, ~444 miles/715 km, or about a 7.5-8 hour drive. the drive from Brussels to Zürich is ~393 miles/632 km and about 7.5 hours long, and you’d go through Luxembourg and France on the way there.

I am considered very weird because I went to a fairly distant state for my university (and then a completely different one for law school and then a third state for my first job, each time with zero connections to those areas). a round trip flight from New Hampshire to Virginia, where my university was (~690 mi/1110 km), is currently starting at ~$500 and would be between 4 and 7 hours each way, since there’s no direct flight between the two.

there is currently a nonstop flight from paris to vienna (~770 mi/1238 km) that’s 2 hours long and is $145 round trip.

[headspace-hotel]

It is VITAL to understanding American politics that most Americans cannot afford to travel to other countries. It is very common to have never left the country. People that go on regular vacations outside the country are like…upper middle class probably

Not only because of the expense of travel, but because paid vacation time is…almost nonexistent here for regular people. When I learned that some people get multiple PAID weeks off from work at a time i was like “that doesn’t sound right” I lowkey didn’t even believe it

I saw the ocean when I was 4, when I was 12 and again this summer when I was 22 (I live 8.5 hours drive from the nearest ocean). A lot of the time in between, we either couldn’t afford to vacation or just went to a neighboring state for a 3-4 day weekend. And that was only in times when our financial situation was good. When my dad was working a blue collar job? Lmao, vacations, what’s that? And I’ve always lived in wealth compared to the way my appalachian mom grew up

Americans hope to travel when they retire (IF they retire and are not too disabled by the time they do…) and that’s it.

That said I went to a private college on scholarships for a while and I was asked if I had ever been to Cancun and I briefly didn’t know what to say because I had never considered that this might ever be possible

[everythingstarstuff]

[virus-babalon23]

Reverse Goldilocks

[undercover-witch]

I love how gently he hold the door with a paw, as if he didn’t blast it off its hinges.

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[firefox-official]

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

[firefox-official]

“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up

[firefox-official]

i dont know how to break this to you but saying the word kill will not influence that

[the-last-teabender]

I've got another wild surprise for you about how Tumblr works.

[vampirebriar]

[universejunction]

I'm so glad to see @firefox-official can be trusted, thanks to those important blue internet checkmarks

[logarto]

rudy time

[panwithafrogman]

I wish it was rudy time all the time

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[cattycattitude]

You’re telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

[cattycattitude]

A helpful visual:

[tumorhead]

Update by Nattee Himmapaan via Twitter

[godzillabreath]

I put together a little character sheet to use for my own purposes, but I thought people might get some use out of it as well, so I’m sharing it here. 

Feel free to use it for your own original characters! :) 

[justcatposts]

“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

[mikkeneko]

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night