Veni Amavi Didici

Alexander - "Defender of the People" / 20 / IL / Bisexual / MBTI is bullshit so I'll just say I'm a Slytherin and be done with it / Plans to dismantle the patriarchy and institute fully automated luxury gay space communism

[llobulynxthecerval]

when you hit your lowest point but decided to embrace the light within you

[drunkonschadenfreude]

i love it when video games give me meaningful dialogue choices that are going to influence the story

[chefpyro]

[deadsiteletsfite]

[spartanlocke]

[the-firenation-gellary]

My mind still trying to fathom how Mai and Aang get along

[rozunderpressure]

You know when you’re writing something and then you get to these two characters that are very different, but have no reason for conflict and one is very friendly… They almost always end up in some sort of odd friendship, so this didn’t surprise me, weirdly as it may seem. XD

[death-g-reaper]

It seems to me that Mai dislikes boredom and insincerity, and Aang is very sincere and fun

[aras-dg-archive]

I feel like Aang is one of the few people who can get Mai to laugh (and it pisses Sokka off immensely)

[penguinsledding]

Mai’s best friend is TY LEE, the bubbliest character in the show. Of course she’d like Aang.

[loveable-korrasami]

wait but i love the idea of sokka failing miserably to make mai laugh but then aang just sneezes and goes flying backwards or some shit and she just loses it

[avatarwindboy]

Mai also loves Zuko, and Aang is very close with Zuko, so I think she appreciates that.

Also Aang saved her baby brother

It’s all very sweet really

[nodded]

A BUG’S LIFE (1998) dir. John Lasseter

[bgm05]

masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

I love how on seven separate occasions Zuko’s version of a “plan” was ‘break into an impenetrable/secret location and we’ll go from there’ 

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

These occasions were: 

The Winter Solstice (breaking into the Fire Sages temple, on Fire Nation soil, while being banished. Iroh was correct in saying his dumbass levels peaked here, but Zuko was building a ladder and was ready to go even higher.) 

The Blue Spirit (breaking into Zhao’s fortress and being very lucky that Aang hauled his ass out of danger when he got knocked out) 

The Siege of the North (in which it is a very good idea to almost drown in the process of trying to break into the heavily guarded NWT. “I would have figured something out.” Sure Zuko, sure.) 

Lake Laogai (Props to him for finding Appa in less than a day when the gaang had been searching for months, but what was your plan buddy? ”And then what?!” is a good fucking question, Iroh. It is arguable that his dumbass levels did in fact peak here.)

The Firebending Masters (”If we break into an ancient Sun Warrior temple we’ll probably learn some firebending” “Zuko I don’t think that’s how it works” “this is the best I can come up with”) 

The Boiling Rock (Technically breaking into the most heavily guarded prison was Sokka’s idea, but being the most wanted traitor in the Fire Nation should have probably given Zuko enough motivation to not go along with the loosest idea of a ‘plan’ ever to grace this show. But what was he supposed to do? Not use breaking and entering to solve a problem?) 

The Southern Raiders (In which the first part of every revenge quest involves breaking into a Fire navy communications tower and just kind of hoping you’re able to find the right guy. This is where Katara comes in with some bloodbending action to make the plan actually work and Zuko learns that Katara did in fact have the ability to murder him this whole time.) 

[ultrakart]

Step 1: Break into heavily guarded place that is so stupidly heavily guarded

Step 2: ?

Step 3: ???

Steps 4-9: ?????????

Step 10: Honor

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Zuko in The Firebending Masters: ‘I want these people to like me but if Sokka calls me ‘jerkbender’ one more time I’m gonna lose it’

Sokka in The Boiling Rock: My dad’s in prison and I’m gonna go break him out. I don’t have a plan once I’ve broken in and I’m just gonna wing it.

Zuko:

[reverseharem-deactivated2020021]

free comic book day spongebob really went the fuck off didn’t he

[reverseharem-deactivated2020021]

THEY CALLED DIAMOND A MONOPOLY AND DIAMOND WILLING DISTRIBUTED IT ANYWAYDKLJADSLKJADSLJK

[vendata-remaking-deactivated202]

i knew the miku binder thomas jefferson artist shipped the game grumps and is a boot licker but did i really need to find out they made a game grumps hamilton au and made alexander hamilton arin and drew him in a hello kitty binder 

[flagellant]

i wish this sentence was as incomprehensible as it should be if this timeline were not wretched and fit merely for the pyre

[bunjywunjy]

Also best not to pet sharks without gloves. Their skin can really tear up ours with lots of petting.

yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:

it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.

(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)

[runcibility]

Being internet-shitpost-aware means that you know damn well that this post is a dread summoning spell

[honeylemony]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[itoldyouthings]

LEGO donated 4 million to BLM movements and pulled all police-centric playsets indefinitely... omg

[dangerous-disposition]

quick fact check: they have not pulled sets, but they have halted all marketing for police-centric and white house related sets, as well as removing listings on online vendors.

[anabundanceofonionknights]

A MAN

said FUCK COPS

in

LEGO CITY

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

sokka was the only kid in that show with social skills and a brain and he effortlessly charmed literally every. single. person. he met especially royalty no matter the age or nation this is why the writers had to nerf him and make him a non bender cause if he coulda bend anything the show woulda been called sokka and his good pal the avatar and its main conflicts would all be resolved by the third episode tops

[tydy-the-megnet]

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

[siriusqueerionblack]

like fuck the house of black in most regards but naming all their offspring after celestial bodies was a massive flex and i respect it

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[justcatposts]

What if the bunnies started walking like the cat… (@mallowandstorm)

[dankmemeuniversity]