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the Megnet // I do write fanfiction I swear // I think I'm hilarious and clever and you should too // slut for the powers of love and friendship and all things good

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[inkyrainstorms]

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

[tiktoks-repost]

[crap-userrname16]

[tydy-the-megnet]

Ch-

[kittydealer]

u/PusheenMaster

[slygirlboy]

we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

[slygirlboy]

just got out of my time capsule btw

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Super! Who locked you in there?

[i-am-dulaman]

[enba-and-luka]

[tydy-the-megnet]

Microbes are cool, but definitely stealing actually sentient fog for dnd

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[brothermouse-skeleton]

As a professional guard who always lies, don't worry about it, you're doing great.

[z-nogyrop]

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

[z-nogyrop]

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

[pnglove]

STAINED GLASS LAMPS ♡˚₊⟡‧₊

[beemovieerotica]

[tydy-the-megnet]

On main?????

[dogposts]

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[strandnreyes]

this is exactly what I’m talking about

[pinene]

Why are we forgetting the old texts

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[problematiccheeto]

Hey uh @ science side of tumblr if acid and base do reaction and soap (base) in my eye go spicy does that mean my eye is acids??

[tydy-the-megnet]

Short answer: yes.

Long answer: yes, but actually no.

Your eye makes a few acids, actually, and soap (a base) can react with those OR with the water in your eye (chemically neutral) like in your tears and such to produce similar effects.

But also there's oils in your eye that soap breaks down (it's supposed to, that's how it cleans) that leaves nerve endings vulnerable. That's what really causes the spicy.

[megatraven]

yuri anime recs?

[tydy-the-megnet]

on ice