Purple Joker Pants

[gogomrbrown]

[zagreus]

Rage Against the Machine and Florence and the Machine should tour together and do a massive jousting match at the end of each gig. You know, for funsies

[zagreus]

hey hayley? i’m absolutely FURIOUS that you thought of this before i did

[zooophagous]

Rabbit Dance. Finished watercolor. 9x12 55$ shipped if anyone is interested in originals.

[ultrafacts]

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[reginaluporum]

hey everybody, check out these lesbian witch cats at my local rescue

[tyleroakley]

oh my god

[setheverman]

this. this is art.

[eatnsand-deactivated20190214]

Trust me. I’m a mom.

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

Why does this man dressed up as a woman remind me so much of Scarlett Johanson?

[william-snekspeare]

anyway though stop being rude please we just like animals

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[10032050792]

Sometimes it’s scary how fucking accurate this hell site can be

[disneyprinceronweasley]

remus: dementors affect you more because there are horrors in your past

harry: why didn’t you freak out at them, professor lupin?

remus: kid, my whole life is a horror story, i’m used to it

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[yekkes]

… Christopher Walken???

[starsandamorphinetoast]

Christopher Walken!!!

[under-the-arch]

[eldritchgarfield]

[keplercryptids]

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

[keplercryptids]

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

[operativesurprise]

You’re a monster

[thetumblrofrassilon]

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

[keplercryptids]

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

[lolotehe]

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[theawwesomeeridan]

What about “expensive heterosexual wedding but the bride gets mad at guests for not spending thousands of dollars to go” culture?

[glumshoe]

Yeah, that’s the worst possible variant and every time I read about those I feel like I have fallen into a bizarro world.

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[luxgalador]

“singular they/them pronouns aren’t proper english”

[1dietcokeinacan]

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die