where's my water?? @purplekarakasa - Tumblr Blog

❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"

✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

rainbowgaez

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

9cl

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

official-kircheis

9cl

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

doffy2

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

doffy2

63

This is one of your worst posts yet man

textposttropes

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

doffy2

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

badassdemonsword

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

minmos

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

inkandguns

lillytheaspie

loveridden1999

contemptible-scoundrel

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

angel-advise

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

deadpowol

naamahdarling

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

touhou-memories

Just learnt today that apparently if you go to duckduckgo.com and search for reimu hakurei, the icon will turn into a duck Reimu. The icon will also change according to various other keywords.