Give me something I can crush, something I can kill

Iris, 28, smart passing

[purpleparrot]

why does it seem like men literally never listen

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

feeling like the health inspector

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[purpleparrot]

i have a kind of unpopular opinion about the new p*rx album but i'm waiting for someone else to say it so they can take the heat while i just sit back and agree

[purpleparrot]

the best thing about being an adult is that you don't have to do ANYTHING that you don't want to....like as long as you go to work and pay your taxes like....if you don't want to hang out with that person you don't have to if you don't want to vacuum your house like yeah you should at some point but you really don't have to

[userparamore]

– There's a line on the title track where you say something like "I'm the most famous girl in this racist country singer's bar." Do you wanna name names? Could be a couple different.

HAYLEY WILLIAMS Popcast, 2025

[purpleparrot]

the best thing about this website is the complete lack of any mention of morgan wallen

[blackbeautybaby]

Alexander McQueen's Rose Thorn Choker

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[earth-kingdom-strap]

I stand with my canceled wife idgaf

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[purpleparrot]

thinking about how true crime documentaries are all "she was a loving mother taken from her children" and how in gone girl amy faked a pregnancy so people would care about her going missing and it kind of makes me feel like no one would care about me (single childless woman) if i got murdered

[purpleparrot]

new parx album is kind of not hitting i fear

[purpleparrot]

going on a date tomorrow with a guy who does not have his family plans listed on his hinge profile

[purpleparrot]

talked to a friend last night and then i called my mom right after and she was like "u sound so happy!" and i was like yeah!!! having friends is so nice

[recoveringdirectioner]

he’s so funny for this i’m crying

[purpleparrot]

was leaving the store and there were these kids running up to everyone as they left asking everyone to buy m&m's to support their soccer team with no soccer gear or signage etc in sight i hatteeee when people exploit their kids like that for scams