Give me something I can crush, something I can kill

Iris, 28, smart passing

[purpleparrot]

i miss one direction in this chili's tonight

[purpleparrot]

i think that if i was in a coma and someone played wmyb the opening chords would wake me up

[mityenka]

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

[saltedume]

[purpleparrot]

whenever i think i'm spending money recklessly i just remind myself that at least i never spent money sports betting

[purpleparrot]

why does everything on etsy look so AI-y now

[purpleparrot]

why does it seem like men literally never listen

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

feeling like the health inspector

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[purpleparrot]

i have a kind of unpopular opinion about the new p*rx album but i'm waiting for someone else to say it so they can take the heat while i just sit back and agree

[purpleparrot]

the best thing about being an adult is that you don't have to do ANYTHING that you don't want to....like as long as you go to work and pay your taxes like....if you don't want to hang out with that person you don't have to if you don't want to vacuum your house like yeah you should at some point but you really don't have to

[userparamore]

– There's a line on the title track where you say something like "I'm the most famous girl in this racist country singer's bar." Do you wanna name names? Could be a couple different.

HAYLEY WILLIAMS Popcast, 2025

[purpleparrot]

the best thing about this website is the complete lack of any mention of morgan wallen

[blackbeautybaby]

Alexander McQueen's Rose Thorn Choker

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[earth-kingdom-strap]

I stand with my canceled wife idgaf

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?