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idek man, 25 m

[pankhearst]

[bryansbeard]

starbucks employee: hi can i take ur order please

me: ur such a nice batista

starbucks employee: don’t u mean barista

me: no

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I heard the news while I was at work, it was an honor to fall in love with Sooner football during the Stoops era, Boomer Sooner!!!

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06/04/17: The Architect

Behind every great creature is a creator Behind every building there is a builder Behind you there was me Behind me there was only empty space Your foundation was based upon what had happened Each tragedy adding to the settling concrete I worked hard to mold that Into something worth saving Your walls were so incredibly high And I fought to make them higher Allowing myself the key to bypass them The door is locked from the inside The roof overhead Was strong enough to hold Through the deadliest of ordeals From hail to the ever present idea of starting over As the architect I knew every single way To take down those walls Allowing hell to cave in on itself And as the architect I had the right to bring you To this screeching halt I let you stand I am far away from you now I can no longer feel the warmth Provided by your fireplace heart My blood will run cold

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RVD Doe

Okay but how long would RVD have held the WWE title if he hadn't been busted for drugs in 2006?

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Actual picture of me after finishing Freshman year of college

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That issue fucked me up, like, what the fuck dude

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I didn't expect Wrestlemania 33 to make me cry #ThankYouTaker

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To me it was an up-yours to the authority, because when I walked into this, I don’t think anyone ever looked at me and said, ‘One day you’re going to be WWE champion’. I’ve seen so many come and go over the years, and so many that look the part and thought they were something special and they just weren’t. And someone like me, I had to cut my teeth for years just to be recognized. No one looked at my direction. I had to grab them by the throat and make them look me in the eyes and say, ‘Look at me.’ This is a huge accomplishment for me, because no one else expected it but I always did.

Bray Wyatt on winning the WWE Championship at Elimination Chamber 2017

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My all time favorite meme

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If you're in love, then you are the lucky one, 'Cause most of us are bitter over someone.

Daughter - "Youth"

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Only if my own true love was waitin' And if I could hear her heart a-softly poundin' Yes, only if she was lyin' by me Then I'd lie in my bed once again

Bob Dylan - "Tomorrow Is a Long Time"

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6/14/16: Cancer In My Brain

You are a cancer in my brain

And every memory I lose

Isn’t one of you

Because you’re lodged deep

In an untouchable crevice

Previously filled by an empty space

That God knows I wish I could have back

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But I know that I can’t

And I know you won’t be leaving

Anytime soon if at all

So now I spend my time

Trying to adapt to

How things are now

But I don’t think I can

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Or I just don’t want to

Either way

You’re not here to stay

But my memories are

And that’s all I need

To eat away

Everything I am

[just-shower-thoughts]

Watching porn to learn how to have sex is like watching pro wrestling to learn how to fight.

[jimdrugfree]

[cimmerianbrain]

“Children believe in superheroes. They wear masks and capes because they want to believe that the world is good. Let me fill you in on my childhood. It wasn’t all rainbows and butterflies. I have your scars too. The world gave them to me. They gave them to me because it was my birthright to have them! They taught me a few things. They taught me that everything I love is going to wither away and die. I could be just like you. I could sign autographs, kiss babies, make sure everyone buys all my merchandise! I could go home to my plastic girlfriend in my castle, hold back everything I feel inside and tell jokes. Yeah, that’s you, man. But you were right about one thing. I am different than anyone you have ever faced. After Wrestlemania, I don’t care if I ever leave. I don’t care if I die. As long as the world sees you as I do. Follow the buzzards.”

Bray Wyatt - RAW 03/17/14 (via shinjixskies)

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Went to the OKC Memorial with my Psych class yesterday, took this pick!