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Seph/Orion // 27 // xe/they/fawn // 🦌🌻 // Mostly Queued

[paraducksspace]

Finally, a pinned post

[nation40-deactivated20251030]

Kitten and puppies and bunnies are All best Friends And eat cotton candy together and frolic in The fieldd

[official-doctor-robotnik]

I will roboticize them all

[7sghost]

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[tofupixel]

la bota

[dogpuppy]

[lmaonade]

you are just like computer file i delete you

[beatlesweatles]

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[dogpuppy]

I love you sooooooooo much

[jaimeshanice]

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."

The Matrix (1999) dir. Lana Wachowski & Lilly Wachowski

[bruzum]

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[latinotiktok]

[escarabangel]

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[dovesndecay]

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[malwaredykes]

fallout new vegas

[malwaredykes]

folks did you know about that one

[fallout-lou-begas]

never heard of it

[malwaredykes]

umm ok. swap the third l in your url to n and the second o to e and the second u to w and the b to v.

what u name now...

[fallout-lou-begas]

i'm illiterate sorry

[malwaredykes]

thats not what it says when you swap those letters.

[fallout-lou-begas]

heh...did you really think that wuold work on me...?

*teleports behind you* now i'll show you what true illiteracy really is....

[malwaredykes]

what in the goddamn...

*turns around*

[fallout-lou-begas]

N-NO... . ... IMPOSSIBLE.... AAAa a a uu ghhhke...

[malwaredykes]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[pukicho]

Went outside and honestly, what is the fuck is going on out here.