someone from england : im in sixth form
me: how many evolutions do you have left
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someone from england : im in sixth form
me: how many evolutions do you have left
I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.
I hope theyāre having a nice life
we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day
some of you have absolutely no empathy for straight womenā¦. are you obligated to put up with their homophobia? no, of course not. but itās not funny when they get abused and mistreated by men, itās not funny when you compare dumb homophobic comments they make to actual physical violence enacted against wlw by men, itās not funny when you define them solely by their relationships with men. if we are serious about achieving any kind of meaningful womenās liberationāand we should beāthen we need to recognize that such a vision includes the idea that straight women are not beholden to men. that they can live fulfilling lives as women, surrounded by other women. they are traumatized by gender regardless of how much you personally dislike them, and they deserve better.
types of writer
A) existential crisis - self-deprecating - ask themselves everyday if they should just give up on writing - continues to write anyway - feels like they should be doing more (both in writing and irl) otherwise feels like theyāre just wasting time - (theyāre not tho i believe in them) - likes to complain about writing but they really love it and wouldnāt know what to do without it
B) make it stop - looooooooooooooooong stories - thinks their stories have too much filler scenes and that theyāre boring the readers - but they canāt stop - unconsciously brags about their word count - 2,000 words turn to 20,000 words real quick without noticing it - how do they do this - probably bad in one-on-one conversations irl
C) do it for yourself - *mildly interesting thing happened in their life* ānow how do I exaggerate this so I can add it in my storyā - rants about their irl problems thru their writing - *cries while writing angst bc itās too real* - theyāre the main character - makes people they donāt like the antagonists
D) ( ͔° ĶŹ ͔°) - ( ͔° ĶŹ ͔°) - smut scenes that will make you consider kinks you didnāt know you have - makes their characters fuck in the middle of a zombie apocalypse just bc - afraid to write in public for obvious reasons - just wants to write porn but ends up adding fluff/angst - sometimes itās the other way around - kinky but sexually frustrated irl
E) God - organized - has a minimum word count everyday and follows thru it - knows how to separate irl emotions to story emotions - intricate outline - perfect grasp of how the story will flow - what we all aspire to be
F) writing???in my house???what??? - spends more time complaining about writing than doing it - same with shitposting - daydreams all the time - has great ideas but ends up being forgotten forever - really good when they write tho
Shalom Bollywood (2013)
Writerās dilemma
just being entirely reasonable
Man 1500 years ago: Let me sleep with this woman or I will die.
The rabbis:
(Link to tweetĀ here)
Me: *picks up ādeadā bat in my yard so my dog doesnāt eat it*
āDeadā bat: O_O
Me: O_O
Me upon realizing I am holding a very not dead bat and not dead bat realizing it has been picked up by a large creature at the exact same second: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
He scream
You want rabies? Thatās how you get rabies
1.I picked it up with a towel and gardening gloves and never once touched it with my bare hands.
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3.The bat was at the bottom of my porch where I have to take my dog out but I guess I should have just left it there for her to eat right?
4.It was in a position that made it clear that it was most likely hurt from hitting my house and not just sick. Itās warming up in my area and they are just coming out from the winter and it was most likely confused because I live right next to the highway and thereās a lot of noise.
5.You can only get rabies from a bat by being bitten or otherwise getting its saliva in your bloodstream. And it was two inches long and Iām a grown ass adult with a towel and gardening gloves and a thick ass sweater.
Good thing you tagged it as āstupid peopleā because you obviously donāt know enough about the situation
Iām sorry I tagged it that way. That was incredibly childish of me. Iāve just had it pounded into my head that you donāt mess with sick or injured wildlife because of the risk of exposure.
Iām a registered Veterinary technician and Iāve worked with a rabid cat and it was terrifying
Iām sorry I got so defensive. Iāve seen a lot of bats killed in my area because people are misinformed about the rabies situation. I used to play with them as a kid by throwing sticks in the air and watching them swoop to get them and each year they were noticably fewer until they were just gone.
That was the most adult way Iāve ever seen an argument addressed on the internet.
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did you guys know that the robot genre of science fiction sprung up as a critique of the way in which industrialization reduced workers to taking up monotonous, unskilled factory jobs in order to earn profit, jobs which in turn alienated them from their own humanity? did you know that the theory of the alienation of the self under capitalistic mode of production is a core principle of marxism? did you know that robot itself comes from a czech playwright who, for a science fiction play, coined the word as a derivative of the czech term robota, meaning forced labor? did you know that the robot genre is rooted in anti-capitalist sentiment?
one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn
Rogue: āIām back at it again at Krispy Kreme.ā
DM: āRoll an acrobatics check.ā
Fighter: I want to see my little boy
DM: roll a perception check
*nat 20*
DM: here he comes
bard: toss me my keys
*rolls a 1*
DM: i thought you said printer
Fairy: I still havenāt found my berries
DM: roll a perception check
*rolls a 9*
Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.
Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
DM: Roll an intimidation check.
*nat 20*
DM: Poseidon quivers before him!
Druid: Fuck off!
Dm: can you read this for us?
Fighter: rolls a nat 1
Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
hot take but transphobia and homophobia are inexorably linked and saying āthis thing is transphobic, not homophobic!ā or āthis thing is homophobic, not transphobic!ā is absolutely useless in most contexts. jokes about how ugly and weird āmen in dressesā are, jokes about someone breaking gender roles, jokes about someone looking like the āoppositeā gender⦠legislation saying that two people of the same legal sex cannot get married or adopt⦠trans people of every orientation and cis gay people face so many of the same problems!
thatās WHY itās LGBT! itās why gay people and straight trans people work together! because homophobia and transphobia are intertwined and linked and you cannot dismantle one without dismantling the other! ignoring either homophobia or transphobia in favor of the other is missing the point!
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