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Look! It’s a birthday boy!
☹ - for Kai
Send me “ ☹ ”, and I’ll generate a number between 1-75 to see where/how my muse is injured. 40. Stab wound in the back
They’re outnumbered, but it’s nothing that Mamoru and Kai haven’t dealt with before. The main problem is that the quirks they’re up against allow them to stay away from Kai’s hands which prolongs things if they want to keep from damaging the property around them. Even his own forcefields have been known to cause damage when he puts too much force behind them. The shields have been handy at keeping them safe from the attacks in front of them, and though he sees one of the villains slipping away, Mamoru has to focus on timing his shields to keep them protected but also lowering with any openings that allow Kai to strike back.
He assumes that the villain who slipped away is leaving his friends to escape, but as he hears steps behind him, Mamoru has to wonder if the man had only circled around to flank them. As he begins turning to check behind himself, the rest of the group seems to suddenly focus their attacks on Kai, and Moru has to focus on that instead, fortifying the forcefields around Kai, even as the one around him weakens. He knows this is likely their plan, but he won’t just let them hurt Kai.
Still, a surprised scream is torn from his throat as pain shoots through his back, breaking his concentration and making his forcefields fall anyway. It only takes him a moment to recover, sending a forcefield shooting behind him instead. His assailant flies back, but the action only serves to rip the knife from his back and Mamoru stumbles forward with a low cry. He can feel blood running slick down his back, and knows this isn’t good, but he attempts to shove a forcefield in between Kai and the rest of the villains still even as he falls against his friend.
“I’ll keep it up.. as long as I can.. Are you- nothing hit you when the.. shield fell did it?” His breathing was turning ragged as the pain in his back seemed to radiate through his entire torso and he hung onto Kai more heavily. He doesn’t want to become a burden and get Kai hurt by slowing him down, but it’s also easier at the moment for him to keep his forcefields up if he’s near him.
Well That Hurt
Send me “ ☹ ”, and I’ll generate a number between 1-75 to see where/how my muse is injured. Send “ ☹ ⇋ ”, and it’s your character living the pain. The third option would be “ ☹ ☹ “ to have both wounded (in which case first generated number will be for my muse and second for yours).
Tw for possible blood and gore! Please be mindful of your partner’s possible triggers that might only apply to a couple of these.
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HOW DO YOU NEED TO BE LOVED ?
recklessly, like a horse running as fast as he can
You've been told that the way you love can never last, and that heartbreak is inevitable. But you don't want to love carefully. You want to love with reckless abandon. You want to love with everything you have, and you want to be loved the same way. You don't want them to worry about tomorrow. Make today worth living for.
tagged by: stolen from my other blog
tagging: whoever!
wrap your hand around my throat and tell me i’m yours
bold whatever applies to your muse. italicize the things that only somewhat apply / are verse dependent. repost, don’t reblog!
been cheated on / been bullied / had your heart broken / broken someone’s heart / told a horrible lie / been betrayed / been framed or set-up / stolen something of value / overdosed on drugs / been drunk / cheated / bullied / been publicly humiliated / punched someone in the face / been beaten up / broken a bone / been admitted to a hospital / put someone in the hospital / had a near - death experience / been drugged / done drugs / smoked / been arrested / been homeless / been forced to commit a crime / died and came back to life / kissed someone you weren’t attracted to / bled severely / killed someone / been forced to kill someone / had an attempt on your life / made an attempt on your own life / lost someone / loved someone / watched a loved one die / failed to save / help a loved one / felt helpless / watched your world die , disappear / had your life’s work stolen or destroyed
gone without food for over three days / gone without sleep for over three days / been tortured , questioned / been shot / been stabbed / been poisoned / been held prisoner / been trapped / been buried alive / been held hostage / held someone hostage / been stuck in a different world, universe, time / been abused by someone who should have loved , appreciated , valued you / had a panic attack / had night terrors / been in a car accident / lost your job / lost a fight / had s*x with a stranger / been divorced / been abandoned / passed out from pain / cried yourself to sleep / spent a whole day in bed / hurt yourself / taken your anger out on yourself / taken your anger out on someone you love / been used / been manipulated / felt used / manipulated someone else / had your memories , mind wiped , stolen or tampered with / been taken over by a hostile force / been terrified / played a cruel game on someone / been forced to smile / felt too many things at once / laughed when you felt like crying / been in denial / been denied / faced your demons
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I am tagging: whoever wants to!
Here’s a commission for @//imtrash_tbh on insta!! Thank you so much for your patience & support!! And also for the opportunity to draw Yato bc damn it’s been forever since I’ve drawn Noragami fanart lol!!
Commissions are Open!
‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that
wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result
where is my bastardization arc
more texts for you bitches
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
the cure 💉
mysopro:
Kai had never been comfortable around others, however- he always felt at ease with Moru since as long as he could remember- back when he wore a school uniform and worried about being top of the class.
Those hours of spending time together seemed like years ago, forgotten- he didn’t forget easily.
The pro had been sitting with Moru, bandaging them silently before he slowly removed the mask he wore, comfortable enough to do so as he leaned forward and gently kissed the corner of his lips “you’re reckless…”
Seeing Kai again had been a surprise, enough of a surprise that he hadn’t really thought to distance himself from his old friend. And though he’d since regretted saying hello, it was only because he didn’t need to get Kai involved in his own problems. Mamoru wouldn’t have done things any differently, the villains he’s killed deserved it in his eyes, but he knows that other heroes wouldn’t see things his way and Kai didn’t need to get caught up in that.
He’s seen Kai a few times now, though this was one of their first times working together again since his disappearance. He knows he’s changed, and he knows that there’s no way Kai hasn’t noticed. Still, the other hero hadn’t said much about it. But he couldn’t argue the point that Kai did decide to bring up, he has gotten more reckless. But aside from the wound on his arm, releasing the shield around himself to instead shove the villain against a building and hold them in place had worked. He he would have told Kai that but he was still recovering because Kai had kissed him.
In his defense, Mamoru tried not to react, he looked away even. But he could feel his cheeks heating up into what had to be an impressive blush nonetheless. “ You can’t just- “ He sighed in frustration, he’d already lost Sana, but it didn’t seem fair to have to miss Kai while he was right here with him. So Mamoru leaned up, using his good arm to reach up and grab Kai’s shoulder as he pressed a soft kiss against Kai’s lips. God, the nostalgia and yearning that came with just that one taste hurt. He wanted to continue so badly, but the only thing worse than letting Kai in would be letting him stay. So Mamoru pulled back, still flushed but less so at least. “ I’m fine, aren’t I? “
Re: Mamoru’s quirk
Forcefield.
Mamoru can create and generate energy shields more commonly known as forcefields. His forcefields are a transparent bright aqua and visible to the naked eye.
Applications
Creating a wall or dome to shield himself and/or others.
Creating a spherical forcefield around objects and bringing them to himself.
Using forcefields underneath himself to allow him to levitate.
Pushing a forcefield quickly into a person or object.
Creating a forcefield in the middle of an object or person to cut it.
Creating a forcefield inside a person or object and then expanding it until that person or object bursts open.
Limitations
The creation of these energy shields does eventually drain his own energy levels. Prolonged use makes him very tired.
This drain occurs more quickly when he is manifesting multiple forcefields.
There is a limit to how far he can be from a person or object while using a forcefield on them. They are more powerful the closer they are to him.
Powerful hits to his forcefields do cause damage to him, this manifests as sharp pains in his head and/or nosebleeds.
Attacks to his shields with high pound force per square inch are more effective. Anything that brings sudden intense force to a small point in the field, though it’s easier for him to prepare and reinforce if he sees the attack coming.
The larger the forcefield, the less strong it is. This is a regular aspect of training for him, generally working to strengthen what he has and then to widen his reach. Then wash and repeat.
He cannot fly, he can reliably and safely levitate about 20 feet off of the ground. Considering the energy output, he doesn’t want to be up high only to find himself drained and fall.
Using sudden high energy outputs, such as creating forcefields inside of people or objects and rapidly expanding them is hard on him. It will always give him a migraine, and if he puts in too much power, it can make him pass out.
Hi sorry it’s been eighty years since I drew Yato last
media quotes sentence meme
i looked through the gifsets reblogged by the famous burgertv tumblr and hand selected a few quotes from tv shows & movies. change however you see fit.
“ lets clear the air. are there any more lies i should know about?”
“ i’m not basic. ya basic! “
“ any last words? “
“ you stole my car! i like my car! “
“ how did you find me? “
“ i just thought that we could hang out. “
“ i’m not doing anything else for men today. “
“ you are stronger than you believe. “
“ what is … happening … ? “
“ man , we are in a social slump. “
“ they’re all the same. some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. it’s insulting. “
[ sung in the tune to ‘ o christmas tree ‘ ] “ apocalypse , apocalypse , we caused it with our dumbness. “
“ why don’t they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss? “
“ oh , put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it , _____! “
“ the nights are the hardest. but then the day comes , and that’s every bit as hard as the night. and then the night comes again… “
“ you’re brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous. “
“ your accent is so cute. “
“ what the fuckity-fuck is that? “
“ i’m not doing cocaine , _____. i just have a feeling i would be unbearable. “
“ should i apologize or leave? i’mma leave. “
“ i’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. “
“ if you could see your whole life from start to finish , would you change things? “
“ hold on. are you filling those squirt guns with fake blood? “
“ oh my god , please please don’t kill me! i’m not caught up yet on my shows! “
“ no one dislikes you , _____. “
“ stop being so mean to me , or i swear to god i’m gonna fall in love with you! “
“ hey , i was never happy! i was just less pissed off. “
“ you know what? forget i offered to help you. forget the entire fucking idea. “
“ my tv is broken, and i can not be alone with my thoughts. “
“ … but i found you , didn’t i? “
“ ‘ be myself ‘ what kind of garbage advice is that? “
“ but this is helping … hearing your voice. “
“ besides … i look cute in a tiara. “
“ i’m about to do something terrible. “
“ when i write about my life , and i will , i will not be kind. “
“ eat shit and die. “
“ i make grave mistakes all the time. “
“ maybe you’re not so bad after all. “
“ where is my candy , you son of a bitch? “
“ bitch , i told you i was gonna wreck it. “
@chargcbolt | Sorta plotted starter
It had taken Mamoru a while to get this chance. It had been all over the news, a hero student killed while protecting a classmate. From what he’d heard, that second student, the one who had survived, ended up murdering the villain and had been laying low ever since. He may have been able to meet the boy sooner if he’d wanted to reach out through the proper channels. He too was a young hero who had lost a friend to a villain, Mamoru was sure the teachers would be eating up the chance to have him help. Even with his disappearance. But he didn’t want a reunion with any Pros just yet.
So he’d waited, until the blonde had begun venturing out alone again to approach the boy. Mamoru knew he’d have to approach this carefully, see if he could parse out the boy’s mental state and his current opinion of their hero and villain centered society before really moving forward.
“Denki Kaminari, is it? Recognize you from this years Sports Festival, I’m Blue Shield.” He knew it would probably not be best to mention the death of the boy’s friend right away, and also to introduce himself as a hero, if just to assure the student that he wasn’t in danger. With the death of his own friend publicized further after his disappearance, Mamoru wouldn’t be surprised if the younger male already knew they had that in common.
five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
"can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
"just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
"really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
"zero fucks given. next please.”