Pixel Princess

I like to pretend I'm cool, but don't be fooled. Pansexual, Pagan, she/her. aggressively not single, don't make things weird. I like Clothes, Cartoons and Kinks Any original posts are tagged "Oh shit its mine" also, ask me anything ever, I love messages. Ily, be my friend~

[micdotcom]

Watch: Poet Melissa Newman-Evans confesses number 9 is “the most terrifying thing to think about yourself.”

[theinturnetexplorer]

The “Magic Mirror”

[wdbrkbrmghm]

欲しい。商品化しないかな・・・。

[did-you-reboot]

This is super cool but it doesn’t include the text instructions! Here’s the original imgur gallery with some comments on each image, and here is a detailed tutorial that the creator made (he also made the code free to use on his github) in case you want to make one yourself!

[solitics]

HOLY SHIT

[sobeitjayt]

wtf

[thetallblacknerd]

[the-prolefeed]

what?

[papayapom]

Skull poop L?

[spookgator-blog]

what is this really supposed to mean tho

[thetallblacknerd]

Dea poo L

[boss-hoody]

Deaadpool advertising is really weird.

Isn’t there one that makes it look like some chick flick too?

[stormreach]

Yes

[theawesomeadventurer]

fuckin love all of this nonsense

[star-spangled-jackass]

don’t forget this gem

[comic-chick]

@deadpoolology

[platiddypus]

so apparently ryan reynolds told fox they didnt have the balls to put up the emoji one 

also there is the dick joke one 

and the one they made in response to people misinterpreting the emoji one 

[fandomwhore123]

@beyondrapture

[medusa-lith]

@agenthgwells λιγοτερο απο μηνα

[marine-delamine]

The dick joke one is my lockscreen 😂

[1-800-oxiclean]

Girls like hearing men moan during sex

Girls LIKE hearing men moan during sex

GIRLS LIKE hearing men moan during sex

GIRLS LIKE hearing MEN MOAN during SEX

GIRLS LIKE HEARING MEN MOAN DURING SEX

[nymphcxrpse]

Say it louder for the men in the back

[meechonmars]

School Dresscode Double Standards

instagram: @meechonmars

[artificeaion]

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

[4me4us]

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

[urlcum]

You smooth motherfucker

[novacaine]

shoutout to all the nonbinary kids

who don’t have short messy and brightly colored hair

who can’t afford a binder

whose parents won’t let them get a binder

who aren’t lean or “the perfect weight”

whose pronouns aren’t respected by anyone except people online

whose pronouns aren’t respected

who can’t take selfies and post them because people will assume pronouns

who are female/male passing and don’t want to be

shoutout to every single nb kid out there who struggles with self image

hit me up i’m ur new parent i will take care of u and make u feel good

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

I love those “can I see you?” “can I call you?” “can we Skype?” “I love texting you.” type people.

[labias]

@ everyone that always has something ugly and bitter to say: no one is listening to you and no one wants to hear about it but I hope you feel less angry very soon

[nowacking]

My mom thinks Pepe is beautiful

[punlich]

Pepe is beautiful

[aquato-blog]

getting a note on a super old post

[sepulchritude]

there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself.

your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for that tattoo? there’s still five sodas in your fridge and it’d be a shame to let them go to waste? you want to see the season finale of that show you love? keep living.

your reasons don’t have to be big, if they mean anything to you then they’re good reasons.

[led-sbian]

Yes! Just make something to look forward to

[collectivized-apiary-deactivate]

Okay but this is honestly true.

One of the closest times I came to committing suicide was when I was home alone for the weekend a few years ago. The reason I didn’t?

No one else was there to feed the cat until Monday. 

That’s it. That’s all that saved me. 

[the44thpilot]

See, this is such good advice, because it can put you in the frame of mind that you need to be in to combat depression. Even things that seem little, like, “My plant will die if I don’t water it,” or “I’m the only one that takes out the trash, anyways” are examples of how you’re needed and valuable, even appreciated.

There are people out there that need you and love you. Stay alive friend, because it is so worth it.

[degaussver-blog]

I'm what the kids call

the kids don’t call me. Why don’t the kids call me. I’m so lonely

[thatsthat24]

[iamthebestby2ne1]

anybody under 5′7 cant be talking about fightin anyone like what you gonna do? headbutt someone in the nipples? 

[offbrandsphinx]

#say goodbye to your kneecaps asshole

[purrincess-kitty-blog]

@idtellyoutotrustmebut

[melrows]

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

[wolfayal]

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

[queerlyglittering]

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

[karama9]

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

[systlin]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration. 

[andallthatmishigas]

@comepraisetheinfanta because reasons ;)

[tastefullyoffensive]

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