bitch!

- Helina. Canada. 28. Random stuff I like.

[wonderswoman]

[stephencolbertly]

For an end to this gratuitous dickishness, what can we give you? — Jon Stewart Is Ready To Negotiate With Donald Trump

[brolinjosh]

Your ancestors called it magic, but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.

insp by;

[theavengers]

[scarletwitch]

#bitch that’s my line

[taylortut]

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

[taylortut]

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

[spider-man-stan]

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

[taylortut]

AMAZING

[bluesocksandfluff]

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

[indigowallbreaker]

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

[theavengers]

The #1 question after seeing Marvel Studios’ “Avengers: Infinity War”

[rionsuke]

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

[wombatking]

Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”

Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”

[thorinobsessed]

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

[emysabath]

Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.” Thor: *nodding* “Right.” Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight.  We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.” Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along” Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.” Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight” Steve:  “So now we’re not friends anymore.” Thor: “… you lost me.”

[edg3ydaddies]

[msmarvel]

Avengers: Infinity War: A Summary

[brolinjosh]

[stream]

Céline Dion - Ashes (from the Deadpool 2 Motion Picture Soundtrack)

[lupesalvarez]

@ODAATWriters: The @OneDayAtATime cast has a message for you : ) #ODAAT #ODAATS3

[678i0u]

[samxdean]

[kim-jisoo]

What if we rewrite the stars, say you were made to be mine?

[carpenter-sab]

Live boldly, Clark. Push yourself. Don’t settle. Wear those stripy legs with pride. Knowing you still have possibilities is a luxury, knowing I might have given them to you. This eased something for me. So, this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You have been the first day you walked in with your sweet smile and your ridiculous clothes and your bad jokes and your complete inability to ever hide a single thing you felt. Don’t think of me too often. I don’t want you getting sad. Just live well. Just live. I’ll be walking beside you every step of the way.                                                                                                                     Love, Will.