trash nymph

23. w.a.s.t.e.

[huariqueje]

Les sphinx au dictionnaire   -   Francine van Hove

French b.1942-

[hashtagloveloses]

Comrade Vine died for Workers Rights™

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

This is a very crucial lesson about many social media and content sharing platforms. No matter how much work is done, content creators are viewed as free labor by those holding the platforms, and expectations of getting paid are viewed as a bug, not a feature.

[powerfulwizard]

concept: bootleg copies of memes

[powerfulwizard]

man some dudes really act like going through one break up is a traumatic enough event to mistreat everyone in their lives for years… get over it fucker!!

[thingsfromthedirt]

[pseudocapsicum]

[powerfulwizard]

Some of you guys are like, Be Gay Do Crime, but are also like, Shoplifting makes you evil and you’re personally stabbing into people’s paychecks if you steal

[dans-queer-ass]

comedy in 2019

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[coughloop]

“im the baby gotta love me” is an acceptable plea in most courts

[sleepnoises]

[putrescency]

Sometime around this year or the last, I saw a video clip on tumblr of Matty Matheson cooking something. I assume it was maybe a clip from one of Viceland's shows, maybe Munchies or from It's Suppertime. I don't remember what he was cooking but I want to say it was maybe some kind of soft boiled egg or maybe pasta? Whatever it was, he says something like "there's nothing better than fresh, warm \[blank\], except maybe getting your toes sucked. Have you ever had your toes sucked for real? it's an interesting feeling."

I searched for it on youtube and flicked through some of his more popular videos as well as looking in the comments for references to it and I couldn't find anything. Can anyone find me this clip or tell me what it's from?

[putrescency]

hey, i hope you're okay

I am thanks for asking, I just kinda stopped using Tumblr :) appreciate your concern tho

[astral-obscura]

Not clingy: Sagittarius, Taurus, Gemini, Aries

Low-key clingy: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo

High-key clingy: PISCES, Cancer, Libra, Leo

[bogleech]

Target’s $1 section is selling “practical joke” imitation leeches and I have definitely never seen a fake leech (as a toy or a prop or a fishing lure) that was so realistic or in its blood-sucking mode. Really gooey, jiggly rubber that’s very satisfying except it will inevitably get ruined by dust and dirt, 7/10. So yes I also bought an extra one to keep “mint in package” as a precious collectible heirloom

[sleepingpigeon]

why do u think u know me i don’t even know me

[iphee]

someone: you’re like an open book! me: what does the pages say

[cowboysuggest]

cops arent at pride to protect us, theyre there as an intimidation tactic so pride wont become a riot again

[timemachineyeah]

Until the 2020 election is over I’m just gonna blanket assume any “This viable Democratic candidate is UNSUPPORTABLE” stuff is a saboteur. Like, y’all can criticize and obviously I want to process to be fair and open, but literally even a whif of “as bad or worse than Trump” or “better not to vote” and I’m gonna be like Nice Try, Russian Spy. 

[trinandtonic-deactivated2022102]

👏🇺🇸

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

shut the fuck up liberal