armand cocaine

nick. 30. he/him.

[touhouweed]

[rookamell]

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

[its-not-a-pen]

Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

[its-not-a-pen]

Hddhgdhdjsjdhdv

[its-not-a-pen]

lmao are u kidding me this was at 200 notes last week what happened where did all these people come from

[eurydices-ghost]

GOING TO THE DOCTOR

Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die

Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know

[theconcealedweapon]

[elpen0r]

i know that misgendering is bad and shouldnt be used as punishment for bad behavior. however, this is VISIBLY EFFECTIVE. remember, fascists are composed of ego and insecurity

[carnivaldemiurge]

Don't forget that you also can't meaningfully misgender a cis person. It's certainly not comparable to misgendering a queer person for punishment. If it'll help mess with fascists, you should do it, don't even gotta worry about being hypocritical or that you're doing something mean because it just isn't.

[albertnatural]

new askgame do U think i’m ever gonna make it

[4waystreet]

remember when it was fun

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

got high and forgot to jerk off cause i was busy thinking about my theories

[txttletale]

its really crazy how people love to blorbopost about how their blorbo is a War Criminal Scrunkly but those same people will act like you ate their dog if you so much as imply that scrunkly has any textual relation to sexual violence

[txttletale]

like there is such a huge contingent of people to whom War Crimes are a funny imaginary fake thing but sexual assault is Real and Serious and yknow to point out the extermely obvious it is because they are mostly usamericans/imperial core residents and therefore they can imagine one type of harm befalling them (therefore making it Real and Serious) and not the other (thereby making it Funny)

[dumbpuppyfag]

"i can't benefit from oppressive power structures, i'm literally nice :)" is a disturbingly common sentiment on here and if u express it then i can never trust u again

[dumbpuppyfag]

AND THEY ARENT EVEN NICE!!!

[killrockstar]

god bless doechii and chappell roan for hating men as public as they are. literally we've needed this for years

[killrockstar]

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[saturatedsinset]

I think about the barbie movie and clench my fists

[skarchomp]

i love love love when people reach as far as they possibly can to apply a post to a character it absolutely does not fit. "aragorn in an au where he drives a car and has astigmatism" girl i don't think it is

[plaidos]

it’s fucking crazy how people can see a trans woman posting about her experiences of abuse from her TME trans partner and say shit like “if this isn’t ragebait it’s so messed up” like??? you realise that transfems being told shit like “it’s not fair for you to transition i would prefer you cheat on me i feel like a widow” by their transmasc or non-binary CAFAB partners is incredibly common i know like loads of girls who have a variation on this exact story. this shit is only unbelievable if you, like every other misogynist, want to chalk up women’s experiences with abuse as exaggerated lies for attention.

[soup-mother]

I genuinely cannot imagine a trans existence where people openly speculating about your gender is fun and funny instead of feeling like a hatecrime waiting to happen. we absolutely live in different fucking worlds

[garbuge]

oh another fun buddhism thing, bugs are in a kind of purgatory, where it's very difficult to accrue enough karma to reincarnate out of the bug realm, so when you see a bug you're supposed to say a prayer for it to help it gain karma. also, i say a lot of prayers for my cats, because they are so selfish and badly behaved that i'm almost certain they're going to be reincarnated as dust mites or something.

[byjove]

I might be the only priestfucker who does not care about the concept of a vow of chastity and does not take sexual pleasure in the idea of breaking it. I’m attracted to priests for even weirder reasons. Yes, even the ones from religious denominations that do not require chastity. I’m an actual freak who is generally attracted to clergymen and women, not someone who wants to fuck priests for the illicit thrill of fucking a priest.

[bagofbonesmp3]

person who watches 5 movies a year: lol who cares about the oscars

person who watches: 50 movies a year: the academy awards are a reflection of cinema at large, and we must pay attention to what goes on in the industry... this is my Oscars predictions sheet...

person who watches 300 movies a year: *jerk off motion* lol who cares about the oscars

[goddesspharo]

Bong Joon-ho: