[loving-the-world-since-00]

[sophsun1]

She wants a story, off the hairy man. That me? Yeah. But if you've gotta go, just say. I think I've got time for one story.

Stendan | 24.12.12

[imanes]

me: i really have a hard time opening up and letting ppl know i love them

me: *sees a cat*

me: i love u with my whole entire heart and i would die for u

[boo-kei]

Just talk to him, take him somewhere he enjoys! - Half Man "Episode Five"

[preacherboyd]

Half Man | 1x04

[sunshinevettel]

Short of giving up on my dreams, and I am not willing to do that./ Oh, come on, Ruben. That'll be compromising my artistic integrity.

[brother-father]

can all the half man stans watch undertow 2004 where twinky jamie bell gets abused and hunted by his evil uncle and has to protect his little brother + he also has daddy issues and its set in the south so everything is grimy and sweaty and he looks like this

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Recently read an evil and fucked up story about evil and fucked up people doing evil and fucked up stuff and I glanced at the reviews and so many of them were negative reviews saying "this is evil and fucked up >:(" and I'm like. Why are you here.

[deusverve]

Which Of These REAL Warframe Plotpoints Is Your FAVORITE? Winner's Bracket (Spoilers)

1800s priest jumpscared by the backstreet boys

Your mom's ex brainwashed your mom into thinking she was your mom

You forgot that you were widowed as a child

You help your mom eat her abusive ex

Despite being an alternate history, Half-Life (1998) still released

Merchant gets possessed/replaced for a real month. Still sells you wares

The moon exists only in legends because your mom stole it

You inherited a cat in gay old man mad science divorce and it possibly can talk

In a shocking twist, the game features character customization

A gay old man fatally shoots you in order to teach you the power of friendship

A mushroom man sends you to fuck up capitalists while you get high on shrooms.

Giving Birth Rhythm Minigame.

Voting ended onMar 26

These are all winning options from my first 10 of these 'favorite plot point' polls (there were two ties)

[minotauri]

This half man show… is it queer bait or should I watch it?

queerbaiting is the least of your worries

[minotauri]

[about to be dropped into the shark tank] hey is the water cold?

[gothycollie]

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[notamathproblem]

@caffiendx except idk that it really counts as an "online friendship" anymore when we've visited each other multiple times? Lol!

[parakeet]

has anyone else noticed they still havent invented a pocket dimension where time stands still where one can go to sort their shit out? so you just have to either try in this go go go ass world to find the time, or die unresolved? just something i've noticed.

[honeybeaus]

Jamie Bell as Niall Kennedy in Half Man Episode 4

[sophsun1]

Brendan Brady | 5.1.12

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts