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river, 25 she/they/it

[unusual]

[mino2aur]

imagine a world where the like classic gesture to indicate excitement was to jerk off as fast as possible on the spot. now imagine an hourglass but the sand is made of BONES!

[comment-tube]

[pjackk]

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

[7dmom]

My case is actually more curious than Benjamin button

[pjackk]

happy birthday pjackk let's smoke together

Its not my birthday

[mrsterlingeverything]

Good thing i have a wednesday to thursday transformation fetish

[pissvortex]

If you’re praying on my downfall it’s not working

[cheddar-baby]

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

[orthoscheme]

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

[pompompompeii]

[aflo]

they/them and it/its are the best pronouns bc they're good infosec

[melonflavored]

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

[toskarin]

hey I heard you were having the funeral tomorrow, I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how you feel right now, is it chill if I invite my friend damn daniel

[despazito]

[byjove]

[pissvortex]

(talking to the 4 ft tall greys with alien translation device i invented) Your aeronautic capabilities are impressive. This is our most advanced flight craft, the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II

Aliens: Zeep zorp (TRANSLATING... DONE) Bruhh your shit is clapped 😹😹