ur a nerd

☆ jake ☆ 22 yo ☆ he/she/they ☆ genderfucked ☆ intj

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

don’t go to art school. pirate some drawing programs. buy a cheap tablet off of craigslist. take furry porn commissions. draw some wolf cocks. start a patreon. make ten thousand dollars a month. retire at the age of 25. buy an island with your dog dick money. invest in indie games. buy stock in mojang. fly to sweden and hang out with notch. become notch’s friend. have him buy you things because he’s desperate to have friends and doesn’t want to lose you. open notch’s mind. shape him in to a good person. get married to notch. give notch the spark to create a new game. become the artist for notch’s new game. it’s a furry hentai game. start a kickstarter and make another ten thousand dollars. run off with the money. buy another island. draw more dog dicks. get out there. live. 

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[fagblock]

@dongoverlord

[premordials]

[gayanimetrashwitch]

🖤my edits💜

[eroticlizardfiction]

What TV writers think is good LGBT representation: *protagonist teary eyed* My attraction to the same gender is so painful I wish I did not feel this way…but alas it’s my burden to bear. Also I have dated both men and women but I don’t like labels. *dies* What is actually good LGBT representation: *protagonist wearing sunglasses playing the saxophone in front of a giant bisexual flag* How am I doing? Well I’m just getting BI!!! Haha get it?? Because I like both men and women so I’m bisexual. 

[heythereratatouille-deactivated]

[battlships]

That picture doesn’t do this scene justice, it’s a musical number:

[thunderlovesbird]

This shook my very existence

[marinashutup]

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?? THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.

[eyesoflondon]

[nekozneko]

do you believe in luck?

[amidstsilence]

| Conspiracy Theorist |

shop

[bananonbinary]

do u think any of the kids (especially jane) were ever sleeping in the new universe and then their eyes just shoot open like “…we fought and killed popular webcomic characters the midnight crew”

[bananonbinary]

side question: do u think any of the humans recognized hussie in the dreambubbles as the author of Problem Sleuth and the Midnight Crew? obviously they didnt really know what his deal was or why he was there but do u think any  recognized him and just went “…anyway” because thats just kinda what you do after the 15th bizarre twist paradox space has thrown at you

[rivux]

[irlkenku]

i mean if the apocalypse really did start and i ran into Hussie i probably wouldnt think twice about it either tbh

[bananonbinary]

tbh i didn’t really consider that but you’re right i think i’d be more surprised if he wasn’t involved somehow

[heckifiknowcomics]

♪♫He’s a- sassy l’il kid AND ♪♫

♪♫He’s a- Sauropod from the Cretaceous period! ♪♫

[tastefullyoffensive]

Part One

[f0restleaves-deactivated2018061]

2-D 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i saw wendys ass today. pictrues of wendy as an anime girl are banned now. you cant do em anymore. it was funny for a minute but then i saw wendys porn by shadman now nobody gets to play ball. fuck you. it’s over. 

[kingdomkome21]

She’s like, a few hundred years old. Chill.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i don’t give a rat’s ass how old she is i dont wanna see the ass of a fast food restaurant mascot. i dont wanna see ronald mcdonalds cock, i dont wanna see the burger king’s asshole, i dont wanna see the hardees star’s chocolate starfish, and i dont wanna see wendys ass. i dont want to know that people are beating off to hamburger restaurant mascots in earnest. you can stick your dick in grimace and get your asshole tickled by the hamburglar all you want, i dont wanna fuckin see it. if birdy is giving rimjoms i dont wanna fuckin see it. is that so much to ask?

[totallytransparent]

[tipsiestgamer-blog]

equius zahhak icon dump bc there arent many

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[cairistiona7]

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

[laralaralara]

#this quote gets progressively more interesting all the way until the quote source #it’s just a rollercoaster ride

[d4r-k3r]

the diamond dab

[paulepz]

i wanted to post this tomorrow but lets pretend it’s already tomorrow

2nd part of Alternian Christmas icons!

Feel free to use and no need credit, but is always appreciate!

Part 1 / Part 2

[lannisterbaggins]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

mlapmlapmlapmlapmlap

[toystory-hentai]

:V :| :V :| :V :P