Spoon's Selfship Blog

WOWOWOWOW CRINGE WARNING

[puzzlingrubberknife]

INTRO POST

My name is Spoon, (21, any pronouns) and this is my selfship positivity blog! I'll mostly be reblogging posts and sharing my own occasional drabbles (and art!)

Here's a list of my current f/os!

ROMANTIC

📺 Mr Puzzles (SMG4) (Puzzlespoon)

🔨 Marsha (Fortnite) (Rave Repeater) (NOTE I DO NOT PLAY FORTNITE I'm just a Marshmello fan and I rlly like her)

🎨 Painter (Pressure) (Autosave)

🎸 Adam (Hazbin Hotel) (Tearrout)

🗡 Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run) (Tablespoon)

💠 White Lily Cookie (Cookie Run) (Teaspoon)

QUEER PLATONIC

Prototype (Regretevator)

Scag (Regretevator)

Monty (FNaF)

Wally (Welcome Home)

Hyperlaser (Phighting)

Folly (Regretevator)

V (Murder Drones)

Black Sapphire Cookie (Cookie Run)

PLATONIC

N (Murder Drones)

Gangle (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Napstablook (Undertale)

Martlet (Undertale Yellow)

Poob (Regretevator)

Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)

Astro (Dandy's World)

FAMILIAL

Jack Skellington (TNBC)

Sally (TNBC)

Uzi (Murder Drones)

Sun, Moon, and Eclipse (FNaF)

Glamrock Freddy (FNaF)

Meggy/Leggy (SMG4)

Boombox (Phighting)

Null (Regretevator)

SIDE NOTE I am completely ok with sharing f/os! I'm polyam after all so it doesn't bug me much anyway (I SHIP SILENTLILY SOOOO LMAO)

PROSHIP, LOLICONS, VIVZIEPOP DEFENDERS, TERFS, ZIONISTS DNI!!!

Also my main is @liverinthemailbox0-0

[batlovebites]

Ah okay, got it! I'll send it then, hope you don't mind.

Can you draw a Silent Salt Cookie x Reader where they're dancing together?

drew him and a purple tint was magically applied to this black and white drawing. thats the power of silent salt

[daily-selfship-questions]

They say actions speak louder than words.. what's something your F/O(s) have done for you that helped you understand how much they trust/care about you?

[puzzlingrubberknife]

Someone remind me to do this tomorrow I'm too sleepy rn

[puzzlingrubberknife]

NOONE REMINDED ME FUCKKKK anyways

For Mr. Puzzles, I think every time he's physically touching me says enough :')

Marsha physically DRAGS me to the kitchen or bathroom sometimes to remind me to take care of myself lol

Painter draws portraits of me sometimes, he got so good he doesn't even need a reference anymore lmao

I don't think Adam ever lets anyone see into the creative process for his songwriting other than Lute, and he even lets me HELP HIM??? WITH LYRIC WRITING??? Yeah he's in deep 😭

I honestly think Silent Salt being there for me enough shows how much he trusts me, he has INSANEEEE trust issues. I can also tell by the way he loosens his grip on his sword

White Lily usually tries to care for everybody the best she can, she tries the most for me and PV. She brings me lilies sometimes and they're always so pretty,,,

[daily-selfship-questions]

They say actions speak louder than words.. what's something your F/O(s) have done for you that helped you understand how much they trust/care about you?

[puzzlingrubberknife]

Someone remind me to do this tomorrow I'm too sleepy rn

[puzzlingrubberknife]

Ok so. I no longer yumeship with Vox. What was that.

[daily-selfship-questions]

What would you do if you were trying to play a game like rock, paper, scissors with your F/O(s), but they knew you so well that you kept losing to them cause they knew what you were gonna pick? Would you try to psych them out by lying about what you're gonna pick? Or maybe trying to distract them?

Or maybe opposite, knowing your F/O(s) so well that you keep beating them cause you already know what they're gonna pick before they even know.

Or maybe you two just keep getting in deadlock ties by forever picking the same thing.

[puzzlingrubberknife]

Honestly I'd accept losing to Puzzles, Vox, or Painter since they're robotic and could probably predict and analyze my movements and all that

Everyone else I'd probably get a lil mad 😭 like how tf do you know 😭

[soft-selfship-imagines]

Imagine your f/o bundling you up in their coat or sweater because they don't want you to be too cold.

[puzzlingrubberknife]

I love my f/os (real)

[puzzlingrubberknife]

I am not ok rn.

[puzzlingrubberknife]

[me who gained a new fictional crush]

mm yes…more to the slowly growing pi- BIG TOP FROM SECRET OF THE MIMIC????

After looking up what they look like I see the appeal

Another ten trillion fictional partners

[puzzlingrubberknife]

I'M SOBBING

[daily-selfship-questions]

Getting to talk about your day with your F/O(s). Getting to mostly finish for the day or get home from something and talking about it with them. Getting to have them return and hear about their day. Asking each other how their day was.

What do yall talk about together? How do you help one another relax from stressful events and celebrate the accomplishments?

[puzzlingrubberknife]

(I might as well get back to doing these...in the POV of my f/os...because it's more fun that way. Also I was tired while writing these and I am too lazy to proofread lmao)

Well, we mostly talk about how work went. Simple as that. I do my own things with my films, they do things with the pizzeria they work at! The customers they deal with can give some funny anecdotes sometimes, haha-

Eh. Work. I'll ADMIT, I talk more than them. TOO MUCH happens. If I have to deal with an unhappy customer returning their product ONE MORE TIME.

I just let them yap about whatever they want. It's fun sometimes, hearing them describe the stuff they did. And we always do a little bit of reading or TV watching after. Or some rough housing, depending on how they feel.

They tell me everything IN DETAIL. And I MEAN in detail. I don't go to the outside world as often as them, sooooo...it at least gives me inspiration. Drawing an indoor area like that is nice for a change. Wish they'd take me someday.

GOD, THAT'S one of the reasons I love them, they're FUCKING HILARIOUS! Most of the time, anyway, sometimes they come home talking about some shitty Karen that pissed them off. I sometimes catch myself wishing I worked there, then I think NO, SHIT, WAIT!!! ME??? WORKING MINIMUM WAGE??? WHAT AM I THINKING???? Shit, I'm getting off track, uhhh...yeah. They're chill. And I always end up massaging their back after, apparently standing up for 5 and a half hours STRAIGHT without sitting down does shit to ya.

...I don't do much nowadays, to be truthful. So I simply let them have the lead in the discussion. All while I make some soup or tea for them. Their nonsensical ramblings are one of the only things that can bring a smile to my face...ah, and it's nice hearing about modern technology, I suppose.

It's...quite odd. Having somebody talk so casually to me like that. But it's nice to hear them ramble, even if I don't have much to say back. I won't say much else.

[puzzlingrubberknife]

How it feels to selfship with both White Lily and Silent Salt

[evilyumes]

Imagine your F/O slipping in the shower and trying to grab the curtain but it comes down with them and they just lie on the floor of the shower miserably.

[place-for-dreams]

mm.....your f/os helping you sleep by humming your favorite song and stroking your hair gently.... theyll continue to do it until you manage to fall asleep, willing to lose sleep if it means that you get the rest and recharge you deserve...

[inkwell-selfships]

Imagine violently killing your f/o’s abuser

[puzzlingrubberknife]

AND I FORGOT TO UPDATE MY AGE I'm 21 now. I can legally drink now. Yayerz