* 𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐠𝐨𝐬 here and do i have the tea for you . leonardo is back in bridgehampton for the summer , living off the alvarez’s $10 billion . must be nice to come back home to the hamptons , i wonder what his fellow class of 2017 grads think of his return . you know , he was known around town as the polymath and for bhs senior superlatives he was crowned as most likely to pull an all-nighter . i wonder if that still holds true today , a lot can change when you go off to harvard and study economics . either way , i bet he is still very analytical , charming , detached and paranoid . hopefully this time next year the plans to become a hedge fund financial analyst come true . in the meantime , i look forward to seeing him blast bonfire - childish gambino at every hamptons function . it’s going to be a wild summer home , welcome back .
bonjour y’all. they call me ally, i’m 22 in the est, use she/her pronouns, just got a job at walmart, and swear to god with all the fucking walking i’m doing my quads are gonna be massive. i'mactually currently at work and will be until 6.30pm, so i’ll be on then. tgod i had this drafted!!!! anyways, i’ve had muse for a polymath type for a very long time, and i’ve wanted to use alvaro rico for a very long time, so this was, truly, fate. the product ended up… very intense and chaotic and kinda fucked up so ???????? i apologize in advance
anyways, this intro is. fucking Massive bc that’s just how i roll. i just really like to be Extra. constantly. but it’s well-organized at the very least.
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full name. leonardo zacarias “leo” alvarez
age. twenty-one
date of birth. february 7, 1999
nationality. american
ethnicity. spanish
gender & pronouns. cis male, he/him
orientation. bisexual
occupation. student
faceclaim. alvaro rico
height. 5′10
hair color. brown
eye color. blue
modifications. a pig tattoo on his ass that he got with his fellow porcellian members
past. (tw psychological abuse, heavy drug use and addiction, anxiety, suicidal ideation)
leo is an only child, and quickly proved to be quite brilliant. his parents always had high expectations of him, obviously, and that has… basically scarred him ever since.
his father is a billionaire investor, who spent the week in new york city and the weekends in bridge hampton. he’s a big wall street name, with his own hedge fund, and is known as a contrarian investor/activist investor. basically you know how wall street guys are already douchebags? imagine a guy who thinks he’s smarter than all the other douchebags. the devil’s advocate of hedge fund managers.
as a child, he had trouble making friends, and throughout elementary school he went from a imaginative if introverted kid to… kind of an anxious mess. his entire self-worth was built on his school grades, so when he got so much as a b, his entire ego just crumbled.
but if there’s one thing he learned from his father, it’s that you can never let them see you break. he became anti-social instead of awkward, scowling, started to flaunt his intelligence by bringing descartes and kierkegaard as light reading during middle school.
both the pressure to succeed and the boredom that comes with being a genius drove leo to drugs by the time he started high school. he’s tried almost everything (except the “lower class drugs”, like heroin, meth, crack, anything he deemed to be below him.) his favorites, however, were and continue to be hallucinogens: lsd and mushrooms.
by this point, he was highkey depressed and anxious and su*cidal, and is basically only alive today out of sheer stubbornness. also bc the drugs make it easier.
despite his school disciplinary record (he has definitely gone to school high) he managed to get into harvard. he did have a perfect sat score and stellar grades, after all.
majoring in economics only because his father expects him to be a financial analyst, like him. he doesn’t hate economics, but he prefers philosophy. intends to live fast and die young.
tl;dr brilliant son of douchebag develops anxiety disorders, drug addiction, and su*cidal ideation and then attempts to become a douchebag himself
tl;dr - he’s the absolute worst
aquarius sun, scorpio moon, capricorn rising.
that dickhead that shows up hungover to the final and still gets a fucking ninety-two.
was def that kid in high school to say “let me play devil’s advocate for a minute”.
is def the kid in college that, whenever he starts talking in a lecture, people groan.
in the porcellian final club at harvard. pls don’t get him started on it i Beg.
wants to be super fucking detached and works very hard to seem like it
king of the smartasses, though he can be very charming. he can make you feel like you’re in on the joke.
always down to do drugs like always
speaks english, spanish, french, latin, greek, italian, mandarin, and russian. learning korean, german, and arabic.
has the entirety of allen ginsberg’s howl memorized, all three parts. it’s his favorite poem. if you get him fucked up enough he’ll recite it.
smokes cigarettes for the aesthetic.
uuuhhhhhh idk probably read warrior cats in elementary school
anyways have some tik toks
(suicide mention tw) how he enters every room
(drug mention tw) him and the squad
(alcohol mention tw) him at harvard
yes he can do this no he never will in public
pre-existing connections: the lothario (best friend); the fallen angel (took virginity); the gregarious (family rival); the savant (academic rival)
long-time crush. they make leonardo feel sweet. vulnerable. he hates it, and wants to avoid it for as long as possible. probably his first kiss at age thirteen who’s to say. oh, and most definitely still has feelings for them 🙃
fake dating. dating for show, either to piss one of their parents off, or to appease their parents.
secret relationship. i just really like secret relationships okay.
ex. probably a girl. probably someone he dated in high school just to fill that like. role he felt like he needed. he was a shitty bf ok.
first friend. leonardo was always a lonely kid; this muse was probably a bit of an outcast, too, in elementary school, and probably drifted apart by the time they graduated. they might even be on bad terms by now. (possible inspo drug mention tw)
drug friend. someone who is always down to experiment with leo. they’ve definitely tripped fucking balls together, and leo loves it.
good influence. someone who wants leo to get better, even though he really doesn’t see the point in it.
unlikely/secret friends. nobody thinks they should hang out, but they do. and leo even tolerates them.
ruinee. leo likes to ruin things when he wants attention. he probably ruined someone’s sweet sixteen or smth the absolute jackass. anyways leo likes ruining this muse’s day in particular.
childhood bully. as like a little little kid. leo probably never really forgave them.
anything and everything !!!!!! we out here digging up old drama and i love that shit.
