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todays bird
Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust
cherry valley forever
wallacepolsom

Product Placement

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izzy's playlists!
Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap

#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies

Janaina Medeiros
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Stranger Things
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin

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@pwoperfangirl
Almost canon atp
i am so normal about this guy
Harvey!! Dtiys @ tuuna-jsgross :)
#ha
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it's also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What's the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car's haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
....Ah
gliophorus psittacinus
Link to donate to KhalsaAid
https://www.khalsaaid.org/donate
KhalsaAid
Khalsa Aid is fucking amazing. They're who you want to donate to, period.
This is one of the few cases where I advocate donating to organisations rather than individuals, because right now, in India, the breakdown of medical infrastructure is so bad that money won't help you. The effort is being carried out now by volunteers who are coordinating resources.
Khalsa Aid is a very old and proven and beloved organisation with absolutely no ties to the hindu government. In fact they have extensive ties to the still-ongoing farmer's protests. They are effective, established, trusted, and sound.
me_irl
this is so stupid *hits reblog*
This is the content I signed up for on tumblr
Petyr x Sansa + actual? iPhone messages (part smth out of idk)
Pick up line edition
Ok, so theres like 14 tugboats working on the Ever Given now and the tide is coming in. They MIGHT be able to refloat her today.
As a hilarious side note, THIS apparently happened on a highway in china this morning, which SEEMS like a joke but is apparently real:
https://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/evergreen-truck-blocks-chinese-motorway-just-days-after-evergreen-ship-jams-suez-canal/
The word ‘Evergreen’ will likely now be forever associated with chaos, after a truck carrying one of the company’s shippin
Thank you for a source!
Update on the Ever Given: between the tides and the tugboats, she was straightened out by like...30 meters. The tide has gone back out, so she's not gonna be free TODAY it seems, but they are making progress.
To answer some questions that have come up in the notes:
1. Ever Given is the ship; Evergreen is the company. Yes, that's confusing
2. Yes, it's the same Evergreen that owns the shipping container on the truck (but not the truck itself, I think.)
3. It is also the same Evergreen that has a ship, the Ever Laurel, that spilled thousands of rubber ducks into the ocean in 1992.
Both ships were reportedly chartered by the same company
3/28/2021 It is Sunday morning. They are going to try again today to dislodge the Ever Given with the tides/tug boats.
Sunday evening: still stuck.
Maybe tomorrow evening?
With 17 tugboats helping her- The Ever Given has been refloated and is straightening out! It looks like she did it, yall. She's moving!
Friends. I am so sorry. It is 8am Monday and...we may have celebrated prematurely???
She...she might still be stuck? Or be re-stuck? It's a little unclear at this point.
8:30 Monday update!!!
I think it's for real this time. I think she's free.
not only do i support lil nas x appropriating characters and symbols from christianity to make horny, campy gay hip-hop videos, i think this sets the bar for lgbt media in the future. fuck that "were just like you!" respectability shit. i need all gay artists to make their work exactly as hostile and disrespectful to the christian right as the christian right has been to gay people for all of its history.
this goes for the christian "allies" who are hand-wringing over that video too. "im glad hes proud of who he is, but these images are sacred to some peoples beliefs and he needs to respect that!" no, he doesnt, and in fact if your "gay art" is palatable to homophobic christians, it is not good gay art.
mentally i am in the slytherin common room
Snape: [dying] tell Joe, i loved her
Harry: who's Joe, professor?
Snape: Joe Mama