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Clint Barton For Collidehq

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Clint hid behind the wall as he reloaded his quiver cleaning debris off of his suit before noticing the person next to him before speaking”Hey you okay?”Clint knocked another arrow into his quiver before firing it into the leg of a prisoner with a crowbar”I dont know why your hiding here but this isnt safe alright? Like whatsoever”Clint did his best to comfort the other”But you need to go if you go out there to help you're an avenger but if you dont”Clint fired a grappling hook into the ceiling”Thats okay ill get you out of here but either way you need to go okay?”Clint put a friendly arm on the others shoulder before firing into the crowd

[chaoshexed]

MARY JANE WATSON KNOWS she has no business being outside at a time like this, but as always luck was never on her side. she wasn’t home when she heard the news and though her friends — (not really friends, just people who felt guilty about making her leave.) offered to let her stay she didn’t really wanna be anywhere but her own home. she may have had ulterier motives as she walked home the long way round with camera at the ready, but no one needed to know that. hearing a noise behind her she turned quickly and threw a punch without a second thought. “back off !!” the words leaving mouth as a reflex more than anything else. 

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The archer is a little surprised by the punch but isn't too taken aback people are scared who wouldn't be with so many super villains running away”Hey hey whoah im an avenger”Clint pulled a identification card from his pocket to show the other”Not one of the pyschos running around out there i promise”

[starspangledman-1]

“Can you get to that building?” Steve asks quickly, directing a few civilians to a building across the street. He can see a few more people inside gesturing for them to hurry over, and the people nod anxiously. “Okay, go - go!” He yells, stepping in front of them with his shield raised to block an incoming attack. The new shield is smaller, not quite what he’s used to but he’s adjusted with ease, blocking the attack and countering to knock the assailant back. He glances over at the other, shaking his head. “Make sure they get there, I got this!”

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Clint knocks an arrow into the rooftops above as he worked with his fellow avenger as he evacuated the family shooting an explosive arrow into the crowd of prisoners attempting to attack the civilians before staring at the crowd”Run there’s a place on fraction street ill watch from here”Clint spoke to the crowd loading his quiver with another arrow

[cycxops-deactivated20180529]

Michael knew the news wasn’t good, the hard work they’ve been putting in day in and day out all gone to waste. The stories of the past never prepared him for any of this. it was becoming his permanent time period.   “What are we going to do about this?” He asked the person next to him.

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Clint sighed as he spoke to the other preparing his gear and loading his quiver”We fight”Clint grabbed his bow looking at the other finally preparing his quiver”We go out there save as many people as we can and thats all we can do kid”Clint put a hand on the others shoulder before grinning at the other”Now are you gonna do it with me?”

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Clint was ecstatic to see the fellow archer wearing a smile that he wasn't used too ever sense he arrived in chronoplis but his happiness paled in comparison too Lucky’s the pitbull ran towards the other “Now when the hell did you get here?”The archer smiled at the other

@bxtterhawkeye 

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babsgordonofprey:

Barbara gave him a reassuring smile, letting him know that no damage had been done. She even gave a bigger smile as she looked down at the dog. “You should tell this little guy to better look after you, then.” She commented jokingly in response to his statement before reaching out for the head of the pitbull and gently stroked it. “What’s his name?”

Clint smiled as he spoke to the other looking down at his furry friend”He gets a little lazy on weekends”Clint said as he watched the pitbull smile as he interacted with the woman”Lucky and i am Clint pleasure meeting you”Clint put out a hand for the other to shake as he spoke

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elktras:

          and  she  laughs  ,  rather  loudly  at  his  words   .   ‘   you  really  think  i’m  going  to  give  up  my  night  job  just  because  you  don’t  like  it   ?   oh  honey   …   ’   she  shakes  her  head  before  making  eye  contact   ‘   you  really  must  not  know  me   .   ’   she  stands  and  grabs  the  file  again   ,   returning  it  to  it’s  original   spot  in  her  case   .   ‘   this  is  why  i  rarely  ask  for  help   —   especially  from  a  man   .   ’   the  woman  eyes  his  bow  and  smirks   ‘   you  really  don’t  want  me  to  get  good  with  that  thing   .   ’

“Always knew you weren't the type to listen”Clint sighed as he straightened his quiver loading it with  his various trick arrows”I dont think anyone knows what you are Elektra”The archer sighed as he opened his window to his porch waiting for the other”You cant hurt anything other then my pride with words like that”Clint fired a zip line onto a neighboring rooftop”World could always use someone who knows how to hit a shot”

[pennyroyalorange]

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@arcbled

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cyxlopsx:

“Father of the year,” Scott muttered to himself, he had had to deal with his fair share of bad fathers but it never ceased to infuriate him. After all, not accepting your own child for liking people of the same gender wasn’t that far away from not accepting them for being mutants. “Soda is good. Lead the way.”

“He was a bit of a douche but hes gone now”Clint smirked as he spoke to the x man”We have bigger problems regardless”Clint turned the corner looking for possible cover in the case that a fight grew out”By the way are you allergic to dogs? Because there is a 90 pound pitbull at my house who couldnt hurt a fly if he tried but he loves people”Lucky was his rock something that was always with him regardless of what happened to the archer before slamming the door to his complex open”Welcome to my humble abode Summers hope you survive the experience”

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gabbykinncy:

“IF THIS IS YOU on a bad morning, I hope your attitude is better on a good one.” Gabby responds with a raised eyebrow, totally not impressed just yet. She wasn’t a fan of people taking their stress out on other people for no reason, but they were already here. “You were a douche, that’s an accurate statement. If you get me an ice cream then maybe I’ll let it slide.” She truthfully doesn’t expect him to a actually do it. “I’m Gabby. Who are you? Or should I call you grumpy gills?”

“Hawkeye but you can call me Clint Gabby”Clint put out a hand for the young woman to shake”And i lost contact with my brother and my dog here might have fleas but that is  not a valid  excuse for being a grade a asshole”Clint handed the young woman a spare 20 he had in his wallet”I usually prefer strawberry but you seem to have a brighter mind then i do so you can lead the way Gabby”

[mawiyan-deactivated20180516]

❝ let the record reflect i don’t find any humor in your shenanigans. at all. ❞  deadpan ; albeit, her tone hauntingly placid.  ❝ so if this is another one of your ‘practical jokes’ i will split you down the middle. ❞        / @pxrfctxshts.

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“Dont worry the dog is actually mine G”Clint knelled down happily petting the pit-bull cooing and petting the dog”His name is lucky and hes a good boy”Clint stood up before doing a little salute at his dog”He knows some cool tricks but either way can you watch him for a little bit?”

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dangerborns:

she’s  stricken  with  grief  ,   she  didn’t  particularly  enjoy  seeing  people  she  cared  for  like  this  .  but  brave  face  on  ,  she  simply  nods  at  his  question  and  offers  a  small  yet  reassuring  smile  .    “     of  course  i  will  clint    —     get  some  sleep  then  ,  you  look  awful  .    ”    a  joking  jab  at  an  attempt  to  get  a  smile  out  of  him  . 

“Like you look any better Nat”Clint smirked at his friend his best friend on the planet the only person he knew would watch his back regardless”I can sleep on the couch just get your rest gingersnap”

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agxntmockingbird:

“We’re drawing our game plan on crayon because you’re dramatic as hell, sport,” Bobbi spoke from her spot against the closest wall. “I don’t believe you wouldn’t have been able to convince Stark to let us use his installations. But this,” she pointed to the papers,“ has a nice nostalgic vibe to it. Like in the old times.”

“Or because im broke”Clint smirked as he spoke to Bobbi looking to her with a sense of trust and familiarity”Stark is still probably mad about the whole not registering thing”Clint was still technically a fugitive but chronpolis had made his life significantly safer”Crayon builds character i guess”

[nestacherons]

- ̗̀clint barton: a futzing moodboard ̖́-  

(on the phone with kate) kate: why do you still have a phone with a cord on a wall? clint: how did you know it was me? kate: who else would be calling your sad ass? clint: i– what? lots of people…

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elktras:

          elektra  follows  him  in   ,   taking  in  her  surroundings  with  a  judgmental  look  before  replying   .   ‘   giving  up  drinking   —   not  sure  i  could  do  that   .   ’   the  woman  takes  a  seat  at  his  table  ,  legs  crossing  over  one  another  and  sitting  up  straight   .   ‘   a  girl  has  got  to  find  a  way  to  keep  herself  occupied   .   and  with  the  merging  of  all  these  other  cities   ;   both  the  client  and  target  pools  have  increased  significantly   .   ’   she  can’t  help  but  snort  at  his  words   ,  placing  her  suitcase  on the  hard  surface  of  the  table  and  opening  it   —   taking  out  a  folder  and  setting  it  aside   .   ‘   you  tell  me   .   ’   and  with  that  ,  she  lets  him  read  the  file   that  lists  all  the  things  said  man  has  done   .

Clint moved his hands through the file examining it carefully it seemed normal trash bag mafia stuff untill he saw the stuff about child trafficking.The archer sighed as he closed the file and looked at the assassin “You know i have nothing against killing a child trafficking scumbag Elektra”He sighed before looking at the other dead in the eyes”The part that pisses me off is that your making a profit off of this”Clint had walked the line before he joined the avengers but that didn't matter he was never a hired gun”I couldn't give less of a damn if you dropped this bastard in a Connecticut dumpster with a hole in between his eyes”Clint found himself grabbing his bow and his quiver from underneath his table”But we are shutting down his whole operation got it?”He stared at the other dead in the eyes”Maybe you can even learn how to hit a shot worth a damn on the way”

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@ascintillatingwit liked for a starter///The archer sighed as he spoke to the white queen crossing his arms and trying to keep a straight face as he spoke to her”What do you want your highness? Avengers secrets do you want to take a peek in my mind? how to use a rubix cube as a weapon?”Clint grabbed a bottle of loose soda from his bag”Or do you just like my boyish charm?”

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elktras:

          ‘   where  are  your  manners   ?   that’s  no  way  to  treat  a  visitor   .   ’   she  replies  in  a  teasing  tone   ,   looking  at  the  man  in  front  of  her   .   ‘   oh  clint  you  look  like  hell   .   you  could  use  a  drink   …   or  two   .   ’   yes  she’s  aware  that  it’s  only  eleven  in  the  morning  but  is  it  ever  too  early  for  some  whisky  ?   ‘     i  wish  this  visit  was  under  better  circumstances   ’   as  if  they  ever  are  with  elektra  natchios   ‘   but  i’m  here  because  you  have  some  information  about  a  soon  to  be  mutual  friend  of  ours   .   ’   more  like  a  new  hit  the  brunette  has  been  hired  to  take  out   .

“In my drore Elektra”Clint sighed as he looked at the other still groggy from the lack of sleep before he was taken aback by the drink comment”I've been sober for 6 months now”Clint rubbed his forehead trying to fight his skull piercing migraine”So your telling me that were trapped in a shitty Stephen king novel and you still find a way to kill people for money?”The archer sighed before moving himself onto his table as he went for his fridge”At least tell me hes a bonafide scumbag elektra”