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Just a random gay pyrotechnic

[pyro-heister]

Jayne [REDACTED]-Winters, he/him, father of 3 [wonderful] children, pyrotechnics expert, part of the original 5 heisters, married to the payday gangs handler Bain.

I’m here, I exist, ask questions if you’re inclined

[valtsv]

a ghost flies into me to possess me and flies out a minute later wheezing and coughing and visibly horrified

[valtsv]

a demon tries to possess me but it just bounces off me like it ran headfirst into a glass door

[ghost-heist]

Happy Father’s Day! I hope apricot got you something nice <3 - @pyro-heister

she dropped a mouse on my face to wake me up this morning. i love being a dad.

[pyro-heister]

One of MY kids dropped a mouse on my face this morning too!

[zagreus]

"magic mushrooms"? uhm, actually, all mushrooms are magic, so jot that down

[pyro-heister]

@ghost-heist wolf

[bitty-bytes]

If he's so evil and heartless, why is he cuddling with me oh so gently and kissing me?

[pyro-heister]

Explain that dcpd you pricks

[ao3simulator]

👏Ghost👏👉👌👏Is👏Problematic👏

[pyro-heister]

@ghost-heist awh shit dude you’re problematic now :(

[hjartasalt]

Normalize getting sluttier, bloodier, and overall more insane

[pyro-heister]

@ghost-heist

[llatimeria]

one thing about HRT i think is underdiscussed is the fact that if you're on testosterone, you can (sometimes) just produce Too Much Blood, and the way to fix having Too Much Blood is to Do Bloodletting. There are modern day people doing bloodletting as part of their transitions. why does no one talk about this

[dappermouth]

(greeting someone u care for deeply)  well well well… look who crawled out of the primordial FILTH

[jaed1nzmogies]

for a niche audience

[beastlybardou]

[pyro-heister]

@ghost-heist

[pyro-heister]

Shout out to the paycheck gang!!! Sillyest goobers

[breastfedcigarette-deactivated2]

[chip-gaynassi-racing]

garlic is the most evil fucking thing on planet earth. that and silver.

[heinous-bitch]

do you also hate the sun op

[pyro-heister]

@ghost-heist

[achesspiece]

Happy Day

[pyro-heister]

@ghost-heist HAPPY BIRTHDAY GHOSTIE!!!!!!

[thatsoup]

[pyro-heister]

@ghost-heist hey look it’s Wolf waking up

[extremelyrottenflesh666-deactiv]

“Hey” with the intention of hanging out in a graveyard 🦇🪦

[pyro-heister]

@zombi3-walk3r it’s you

[pyro-heister]

Sorry that Molotov was so shit I’m only 40