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PRONOUNS ; I don't care! Call me whatever that's not derogatory or it/its. This includes neopronouns use anything and everything for me.
CAN I TAG YOU IN POSTS: yes, absolutely, especially if it's about things I have a dedicated tag to on this blog. I love being tagged in things
The rest is under the cut!
WHAT I POST ABOUT: A lot of things, honestly- I tag everything, so if you're not a fan of Genshin for example, block the 'genshin tag' tag. Yes, my tags are '(blank) tag'. It's a thing. I'm moving away from this but I'm not. I'm not fixing the old tags that's so much trouble so some tags are normal and some are not đ I'm consistent within the media though.
MAIN FIXATIONS / FANDOMS: Witch's Heart, Fire Emblem, Genshin Impact (I consume it critically and don't spend any money), Ace Attorney, Danganronpa, Guilty Gear
HEY, SO WHAT SORT OF TAGS DO YOU HAVE?: Great question! Check here for my general tags.
PLEASE SPOILER TAG....
CAN I TALK TO YOU (ASKS, DMS): Yeah, sure! I like talking to people đ
HEY, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT *INSERT DRAMA*: Unless it's exceptionally funny and huge (IE, someone like Gaud getting revealed to wear fursuits sourced from real animals vs some small blog getting revealed as an abuser), I really don't care. Unless I reblog directly from them multiple times, please don't tell me. Drama is draining.
HEY, I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SELF SHIPS: Well, check here for my self shipping info! If you have no idea what self shipping is, check there as well!
KINNING INFORMATION: Click Here! I won't get upset if you don't remember them, kinning is a personal thing for me and my version of it doesn't really align with the rest of the internet. I just shared it for if others are curious.
I wonder, if the people who don't understand "I don't want a computer to do my art for me", would get it if we compare it to jigsaw puzzles. Because like, a lot of people have accidentally absorbed the horrible idea "doing art is only for the people who are good at it", so they'd only have vague childhood memories of what it was like to create for the joy of it. However, jigsaw puzzles are specifically sold for the fun of the process, of putting it together; not the finished product, because otherwise you'd buy a poster with the same design.
I miss Robo-Ky because there was so much stuff I was willing to engage with for him. Sirius is in the smallest game known to nonbinary people and every Genshin fan is racist . I miss having 1010010101 piles of comics to read through and daydream to.
the people have spoken! resippy for Lemon Garlic Aioli Goat Cheese Cake (aka, Hear Me Out):
(adapted to make it less oily and more structually sound)
the aioli
1 clove garlic
80 grams goat cheese of your choice
1 tsp salt
1/2 cup of olive oil
2 hard boiled eggs
1 raw egg
hubris
salt-blindness
the cake
2 cups of flour
1 cup sugar
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp vanilla essence
zest of 1 lemon
juice of 2 lemons
1 raw egg
1/4 cup milk
panic
sunk cost fallacy
make aioli the usual way: blitz the eggs (raw and cooked) with garlic and cheese using a blender. slowly drizzle in the oil until an emulsion forms. taste it, realise it's way too salty, and cry.
make a cake the usual way: sift togather all the dry ingredients. in a separate bowl, mixed the wet ingredients with the garlic goat cheese aioli. mix the wet and dry togather, then pour into a baking pan. cook at 180*C for ~30 minutes until a skewer comes out clean when inserted into the center. pace around the kitchen while it cooks, pondering your life choices
make sure you rest your cake for 20 minutes first! don't cut into a cake while it's hot because it will collapse, and that would completely ruin it!
My brotherâs friend went exploring in a mine shaft and found a ringtail and thought it was a âsketchy ass catâ and decided to pet it and it bit him and he had to go to the hospital for rabies shots DONT DO DRUGS KIDS
if this becomes a heritage post my life would be complete although i feel i should provide some more context as this post begins to blow up:
-the video is from a time before sharing files across devices was trivial, which is why it looks so bizarre. my brother took the original video which i believe was a snapchat video which somehow got uploaded onto my parentsâ computer, where my brother showed it to me. i immediately recognized the comedic gold and insisted on getting my own copy, so i re-filmed it on my own digital camera, which is why my brother is narrating what the video will be about before it starts. i then managed to get it onto my tumblr through a series of dark magic rituals. this is why it has an old mac toolbar AND a weird caption AND a vidlab watermark. simpler times indeed
-i was not involved in the act of exploring an abandoned mine shaft (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or touching the wild animal (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or hanging out with my brother (extremely dangerous, do not do this) and i do not endorse any of the behavior depicted here. leaving me notes and comments explaining that this was a bad idea is not a productive use of your time. i have known that everything my brother and his friends do is stupid and dangerous my entire life but at least in this instance we get to enjoy the fruits of their poor choices
-preston was fine. he was scratched up and got some rabies shots but this was not the first, last, or worst injury incurred by a young man who decided to follow my brotherâs recommendations for what would be a good and cool idea to do. (his best friend was taken from our house to the ER six times over the course of middle and high school.) to my knowledge the ringtail was also fine despite his encounter with the cast of temu jackass.
-THIS IS PRESTON, GETTING EATEN, BY AâŠ.SKETCHY ASS CAT. MILESUNDERGROUND
Attacking a stranger on artfight: I had a blast drawing your character. Your designs are super charming and fun. Have a good artfight! âșïž
Attacking your friends on artfight: I GET YOU I GET GIU I GET YOU AND THEN I KILL YOU đ„đ„đ„đ„ KILL YOU đđ YOU WILL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME. my fr iend đ«
my storytelling final! or, that week i almost went blind cross-hatching!
itâs a couple weeks old at this point, but iâm still proud of it (all that cross-hatchingâŠ) even though looking back at it now i can see a ton of flaws or things i just couldâve done better. maybe iâll redo it one day.
the page colors are kind of wonky because theyâre photographs; i didnât have a scanner big enough for the pages.