He's not going to make it

 If you're into guys puking, this is the blog to come to.

[pyro-yoshi]

My boyfriend got food poisoning

I damn near came in my pants on Monday morning and I wasn't even there to see the action.

That guy I mentioned in my last post? He's my boyfriend, we've been dating for a little over four months now. We became a couple shortly after I made that post.

He and I both work on the same jobsite (he's a pipe fitter, I'm an electrician).

Last Sunday I made chocolate cupcakes for my crew at work, and I was of course going to sneak one to my boyfriend. I've got to be a little sneaky, it's a huge jobsite with hundreds of tradespeople, there's no way I could ever make enough baked goods even for my fellow (company name classified) electricians.

Sitting in my car before work, I texted my boyfriend that I had a cupcake for him.

A minute later he responded 'baby I'm sick'. I asked if he was okay, then he replied, said he threw up and SENT ME A PICTURE!

He made a big mess in his bathroom. Not only was the toilet bowl full of puke, it was also on the floor and all over the seat. He even got some on the floor behind the toilet.

As I stared at that picture, I immediately got super horny and turned on. I'm always horny for him but just knowing that he puked his guts out and made a mess nearly made me soak my panties.

I quickly responded that I wished I was there to rub his back and take care of him and he appreciated it. I texted him periodically throughout the day to comfort him and make sure he wasn't getting dehydrated or running a fever.

I was so horny I had a hard time focusing on my work.

I wished I could've been there with my boyfriend while he was so sick. I wanted to comfort him and rub his back while he puked while putting my other hand on his stomach to feel it contract with each retch. I wanted to get him water, set an empty trash can by his bed and snuggle him until he had to puke again.

Sadly I had to work. I went to see him after work and gave him some Gatorade and anti-nausea medicine.

He wasn't throwing up anymore by the time I got there, so I gave him the stuff and laid with him for a bit. He said he tried to make it but started puking the second he got through the bathroom doorway and couldn't hold it back. I felt bad for him of course, but that loss of control is so hot. I would've rode him all night, but he was tired, not feeling great and understandably wouldn't have been in the mood so I didn't initiate. We kissed and snuggled for a bit, but I couldn't stop thinking about him being sick.

I haven't told him about my fetish yet. I keep thinking about a copious amount of puke gushing from his mouth and splashing all over the floor. What do his retches sound like? I'm dying to know.

He felt a little better on Tuesday and went to work, but his stomach hurt from throwing up so much the day before.

He got food poisoning from the sushi at a hibachi place. I'm glad he's feeling better. As aroused as it made me, I never want anyone to be sick.

[pyro-yoshi]

I love hearing men complain about being full and stuffed.

There's this guy I've been seeing for a bit. He's not quite my boyfriend but he's more than just a hook up. I like him a lot.

I met him at work. He's a steamfitter, is about my age (one year younger), has a thick Georgia accent and really makes me laugh. We've hooked up a couple times, but the more time I spend with him, the more I like him. I could see our relationship becoming more serious.

Yesterday we got dinner at some type of fusion place after work. He ate his entire po' boy sandwich, every single french fry on his plate and 3 1/2 of the 4 wonton things he ordered. (I tried part of one and didn't really like it. 'McDonald's big mac in a wonton shell' isn't my thing.)

When we were walking back to my car he was massaging his stomach and talking about how full he felt. I was cool on the outside but flustered on the inside.

He had no idea. He can't just say stuff like that, I WILL get turned on.

I would love to stuff him with lots of food, lots of water and a decent number of cocktails until he feels nauseous enough to puke. I want to hear him moan about feeling sick in that thick southern accent. I'd keep feeding him and having him down drinks until he can't take it anymore and pukes all over me, himself and everything around us. I'd stick my fingers down his throat and knead his stomach, helping him get every last drop out.

Once he was empty and left dry heaving, I'd help him get cleaned up, bring him some water and new clothes then tell him what a good boy he is, because good boys get to fuck and lick my pussy all night.

It's way too early to tell him about my kink but if we do get serious this fantasy might become a reality someday.

[pyro-yoshi]

My new blog is @make-him-sick

Don't worry, I'll be keeping this one, though I probably won't post much.

The new blog is for fictional puke stuff, I'll be posting scenes from movies and shows there. Maybe sick fics too if the mood strikes me.

[pyro-yoshi]

I figured out how to capture clips using QuickTime Player, but Amazon Prime and Netflix both have an anti-piracy feature so the screen turns black the second I hit record. I was able to record audio but no visual.

Does anyone know how to bypass this?

[pyro-yoshi]

Thinking about starting a blog for movie and tv show male emeto stuff

Would anyone be interested in this? There are some blogs dedicated to male puke scenes in movies and shows but most of them are inactive.

Real life puke stuff is my favorite but unfortunately it's getting tougher to share videos that you don't record yourself.

Youtube is absolute ass now, most of the great puke videos are long gone.

Thisvid is a goldmine for male emeto, but since most of the videos are private, almost anything I posted here wouldn't be visible to you guys. You'd click on an enticing video only to be taken to the dreaded "This video is private, only friends of (user) can see it" screen.

Best I can do is to compromise with fictional puke. I'm not sure how to record clips from a movie or show I'm streaming, I'll have to do some research on that.

What do you guys think? It wouldn't be real emeto but there are so any great fictional puke scenes nowadays I feel it'd be foolish not to make an archive of them.

[pukey-cutie-deactivated20240828]

Emeto ask game!

I got the questions from a post by @sickwolf09 but I can't find one with just the questions so I made this post :3

1. When did you first realise that you liked puke/vomit/emetophilia as a fetish?

2. What do you enjoy the most about it?

3. Do you prefer to see men puking, women puking or both?

4. Have you ever puked on someone else? (A lover or a friend, by accident)

5. Do you like to make yourself puke or do you prefer to see others puke?

6. Have you ever made yourself puke? (By accident or on purpose)

7. Has anyone ever puked on you?

8. How often do you puke? And do you do it in the bathroom?

9. Have you ever puked in a public bathroom?

10. Have you ever puked outside or in public?

11. Have you ever puked without intending too?

12. Have you ever puked whilst you were in bed?

13. Have you ever puked because of something you ate?

14. Have you ever seen someone else else puke in public?

15. Have you ever made someone else puke? (By overfeeding them, using your fingers, accidentally feeding them something that had gone off, etc)

16. Have you ever puked somewhere that you shouldn’t have because you really needed to?

17. Have you ever puked somewhere you shouldn’t have because you wanted to?

18. Have you ever been caught making yourself puke, or puking somewhere where you shouldn’t?

19. Has someone ever watched you while you’re puking? (on purpose, or by accident)

20. If you puked around your friends or relatives, would you be embarrassed?

[pyro-yoshi]

I've been into emeto from a very young age (I remember thinking about it when I was 5 but not understanding why I liked it) though I didn't learn the term emetophilia until I was 17. A late night Google search in 2007 made me realize I wasn't alone.

The build up of nausea, the loss of control, the mess, the utter helplessness.

Men 100000%! Women don't do it for me.

No, and I'd be mortified if it ever happened.

Others only. I'm SEVERELY emetophobic about throwing up myself.

No.

Yes, a guy at the gym. I'm never going to forget that!

Hardly ever. I haven't puked in close to 18 years.

No.

Yes, when I was 4 I puked all over myself while seeing The Lion King at the movie theater.

No.

No.

I don't think so. Maybe when I was really little.

Yes! Several times.

No but I'd love to. God how I'd love to stick my fingers down a man's throat to make him puke.

No.

No.

No.

Yeah but it was my mom and I was a little kid.

Yes, I'd be agonizing over it for years because I'm so phobic about puking myself.

[pyro-yoshi]

Guess who has IBS? It's me. I do.

No emeto but fans of scat, bloating and general bellyache stuff might like this.

I've had digestive issues--bloating, cramping, diarrhea and constipation--before but in the last several months it's gotten a lot worse. Around April I was getting really stressed out about money, which elevated my symptoms.

I'd often feel bloated and uncomfortable after eating, but not right away. It'd set in about an hour and a half later, like I was hyper aware of my food being digested. I'd get burpy a lot too. A couple times I got stomach aches and cramps that lingered for hours.

I was also getting diarrhea a lot with episodes of constipation as well to really make my life fun. My record is five dumps less than twelve hours. I never felt nauseous but I still felt like garbage and sometimes I had to force myself to eat because I had no appetite. On some days I ate Pepto-Bismol like candy.

While I've been feeling better lately, something is definitely going on. Yesterday I had to shit in a bucket and bring a sample to the GI clinic. I felt fine but my poop was GREEN. The lab is going to do some tests to see if it's IBD or 'just' IBS. I've already been tested for gluten intolerance. It's not that and thank god, because I love gluten. It's not Chron's either, so it's most likely IBS.

Figuring out what my trigger foods are has been a bit of trial and error, but oats and cheese are definitely on the list. Seeds and nuts too. A couple weeks ago I ate a ham sandwich, and it wasn't the sandwich itself that got me. I think the sesame seeds on the bun are what fucked me up. My bowels were irritated for days. Full on code brown. I'm glad that was on a weekend, because I'd rather not have a poop emergency at work. It did happen once though, and my guts were cramping for hours.

I used to eat Honey Nut Cheerios (which contain oats) for breakfast every day and ever since I stopped eating them I've had a lot less bloating and diarrhea.

Personally I'm not into scat or bloating (unless emeto is involved) but I thought I'd share my story for people to enjoy. My followers are here for emeto stuff, but I'll post poop stories if people want to hear them.

[pyro-yoshi]

That wasn't meth!

I wouldn't dare post this in the actual Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul or character tags, but I really like how it turned out. Click for a better quality view.

Tuco Salamanca puking his guts out all over his desk while Walter White gloats about mercury fulminate. It's the "This...is not meth." scene with a different type of explosion.

I love Breaking Bad, and Better Call Saul was decent too. Raymond Cruz, the actor who plays Tuco in both shows, is seriously hot in my opinion. Breaking Bad is one of my all time favorite shows, but not having a Tuco puke scene is a huge missed opportunity to me, especially because he's an addict. Plus, this is what would actually happen if he ate that ricin laced burrito. If you consume ricin you'll throw up violently and repeatedly.

(Also, no Jesse Pinkman puke scene either? You're killing me, Vince Gilligan.)

If you look closely, you'll see the scale displays a reading because Tuco threw up on it.

I'll watch anything Raymond Cruz does, and if you know of a movie or show where his character pukes I'd love to know.

[pyro-yoshi]

Pyro's emeto commissions

I've never done commissions before but I'd like to give it a shot. I got laid off last Thursday so I don't have a job anymore. Work in my home local is slow, so unless I travel out of state I'll likely be off for a couple months. I'm going to have a lot of time on my hands, so I figured I'd try doing emeto commissions.

Want to see your favorite character puking their guts out? Hit me up! I'm primarily focusing on fan art, but I'll also draw your OCs!

Since I've never done this before, here's my promise to you: Until I show you the finished product, you won't be charged a penny. Then we can negotiate prices depending on the complexity of the piece.

I won't charge that much since my art skills pale in comparison to a lot of other artists.

Here's an example of my emeto art (old pic, just a character, no background):

Priority fandoms:

Saw (current hyper fixation)

Silent Hill

Resident Evil

Metalocalypse

The Walking Dead

Stranger Things

The Simpsons

Will also draw:

Characters from most other fandoms, your OCs (as long as you provide a picture or detailed description) anthro/furry/literal monster/non-human characters.

Male characters are preferred, but I'm willing to do female characters too.

I will NOT draw:

Underage/minor characters. I will NOT draw characters who are under 18. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Real people. Fictional characters/OCs only!

Scat

Certain fandoms (see below)

Characters that wear super complex outfits or armor (too hard to draw)

Fandoms I won't draw for:

Genshin Impact, or any other anime (I should probably apologize for this, but I simply don't care for anime. At all. Sorry guys)

Harry Potter

Family Guy (or any other show created by Seth McFarlane)

South Park

If you're interested or just want to chat, send me a message on my non-emeto account, @creepereyes. (That's the account I access via Tumblr app, I access this one via laptop and don't check it very often)

@creepereyes is me. You're more than welcome to message me on here too, but it'll take longer to get a response.

[pyro-yoshi]

People puking at work or in public is one of my absolute favorite emeto scenarios.

I'm on a hospital remodel job and I keep thinking about this one guy getting sick and puking. Specifically, he's the guy who installs the drop ceiling grids and puts in the ceiling tiles. Something about men like him--tall slender lanky guys with flat stomachs--really does it for me.

I can't stop thinking about him feeling nauseous but sticking it out because he's the only ceiling guy on the job and the ball busting job supervisors who don't know how to use tools wanted everything done yesterday, which is so unrealistic it stresses him out and makes him feel worse.

So he tries to push through it. He feels worse and worse, and by the time he runs for the nearest functioning bathroom it's too late.

He pukes all over the floor, making a huge disgusting mess. His normally flat stomach, now full and bloated, contracts with each heave. People are staring at him but he can't stop puking until he's totally empty.

Only then would I cautiously approach. I've never said more than a few sentences to him, and the last thing I need is to out myself as an emetophile.

I look at him kneeling there with puke all over his shirt and tell myself not to be a horny autistic weirdo. Be normal.

"Are you alright?"

[pyro-yoshi]

I had some stomach issues. No emeto but still worth a share.

Last Friday night I drank quite a bit, more than normal. I didn't intend to drink so much, but it just happened. I thought I'd have a cocktail or two to help inspire me (I'd been struggling with some writing and was frustrated at my lack of progress) and I had way more than I intended.

Around 10pm, I was outside sitting on my bench swing while drunkenly mumbling to myself, then I abruptly laid down on my porch and fell asleep there. The neighbors thought I fell so they came to check on me, I assured them I was fine and thanked them. Later I went inside, passed out again (on my back this time, which would've been reeeeally bad if I'd gotten sick), woke up around 2:30am, brushed my teeth and slept for a few more hours.

I awoke at 6am expecting to feel like death, but strangely I didn't. My head hurt a bit and I was fatigued but I expected worse.

While I didn't drink enough to throw up, I did irritate my stomach lining. Last Saturday and Sunday I felt full, bloated, burpy and had no appetite. I had to force myself to eat, which is extremely unusual for me. My stomach was gurgling a lot and I had to poop a lot too. It wasn't quite diarrhea but it wasn't normal either. Monday my appetite came back but my stomach was still audibly gurgling and I had to poop frequently.

I'm all better now. Even though I didn't throw up, maybe you guys will enjoy my story anyways.

[pyro-yoshi]

A fantasy of mine

One of my biggest fantasies is witnessing a bunch of people at work all getting sick with bad food poisoning at the same time and needing me to take care of them.

Every once in a while, there will be a catered lunch for everyone on the job site. Usually it's standard fare burgers and fries. But what if the food was tainted? Maybe there's chili that's a little too spicy for me so I only eat one or two bites. Men tend to like spicy things, so a bunch of the guys would wolf down a ton of it, unaware of the havoc it's about to wreck on their digestive systems.

For the next hour things seem fine. Then it just hits them. I'm busy doing my own work when I notice the attractive plumber working nearby doesn't look so good. He's pale, sweaty, and visibly nauseous, which immediately piques my attention. Oh my god, is he going to puke? I think excitedly.

Yes. Yes he is.

He runs over to a garbage can and starts puking in it. Arousal washes over me. I'm useless. All I can do is stand there watching and growing hornier by the second, especially when I realize he's not the only one who's sick. As I look around I see a bunch of others who are nauseated, and many of them start throwing up as well. Some of them make it outside, others don't. One of the carpenters, who's a total DILF, pukes all over my cart. Some of it gets on my tools, but I don't mind.

I pinch myself to make sure this isn't merely an erotic dream. It's not. As aroused as I am, I snap myself out of it. These people are sick, and as one of the only ones not nauseated and puking, I impulsively decide to take care of them. They need water.

I run over to my break area to get a bunch of water, but I stop when I see the hot sprinkler fitter apprentice. He's clutching his stomach with one hand and bracing himself against his lift with the other. He looks absolutely miserable. I've had a crush on him for several months now, and I'm not about to pass on the chance to see him throw up. I walk up to him and he briefly glances at me.

"Hey, are you okay?" I ask.

He responds by retching and projectile vomiting all over me. It nails me in the chest, right between my breasts, and immediately saturates my fluorescent yellow shirt.

We both gasp, him from horror, me from pleasure. He doesn't have time to be embarrassed though, as he doubles over and pukes violently.

"I take that as a no." I say and force a laugh. It sounds strange, but I want him to know I'm not mad.

He's unsteady on his feet, so I slink behind him and put one arm around him. "It's alright, I've got you."

He tries to thank me but can't because he's not done puking. I watch in amazement as wave after wave of puke gushes from his mouth and splashes all over the floor, making a huge disgusting mess. I can feel his stomach contracting with each heave. Once he's finally empty, he's left dry heaving. Astonishingly, he doesn't feel much better.

It's going to be a long miserable day for him and everyone else, but I'll be there to comfort and care for them.

[pyro-yoshi]

I want to buy a tin of chewing tobacco, chew it, save all my dip spit in a cup and make a hot submissive guy drink it.

He's kneeling in front of me, ready to accept anything I feed him because I am his mistress.

Eager to please me, he downs the glass of my dip spit. His stomach rebels almost instantly. The nausea hits him hard and fast, his body wants that stuff OUT.

"Don't fight it," I advise. "Let it out, all over yourself. Make a mess for your mistress."

He does. He retches noisily and erupts, puking all over himself, the floor and my feet. The tobacco juice has severely upset his stomach, and he can't stop puking until he's completely empty.

"Such a good boy. So filthy." I purr.

I stroke his face, then we embrace and kiss passionately. I taste the puke in his mouth, then we both cum.

[nerdlycharming]

I wish more people would record themselves throwing up from the stomach flu. Especially boys lol. We really just need more boys puking naturally with no fucking laughter! I don't know about y'all, but I'm really not a fan of people puking from too much alcohol. Idk why really, probably because it's usually recorded by their idiot friends laughing in the background.

[pyro-yoshi]

Agreed 100%. I have some videos like this in my collection, but I need more. Good male puke videos without idiot friends laughing at the sick guy can be tough to find, and the ones I do find instantly go on my favorites list.

There was an incredible video on youtube a few years back where a guy with a stomach bug recorded himself throwing up, and you could see his nausea rising until he erupted. Unfortunately it got removed for 'violent content'.

[iluvboypuke]

Guy puking 03 - ThisVid.com

Man recorded himself puking up a bad meal. Watch guy puking 03 on ThisVid, the HD tube site with a largest fetish collection.

[pyro-yoshi]

So good! He tried to get it all in the bucket but made a mess on the floor anyways. I wish I could have rubbed his back and comforted him.

[pyro-yoshi]

Drake ate something that didn't agree with him, now he's puking all over himself because he just couldn't keep it down any longer.

[pyro-yoshi]

Still here

Hey guys, just checking in. I know I haven't posted in ages, but I'm still around. I've been somewhat distancing myself from Tumblr's emeto community.

The older I get, the pickier I get about my emeto content. In order for me to be like, "Oh yeah that's hot!!!" the guy who's puking has to be at least somewhat attractive, the puke has to be visible and there has to be no or minimal (preferably no) laughing from others in the background. So many would be great puke videos are completely ruined by the camera person and their buddies laughing hysterically when the action starts.

That, my friends, is why I thirst, crave and DESIRE for male versions of Phowa House videos. I want it so bad!

I'm becoming very fussy about sickfics and emeto art as well. There are tropes I love, such as a sick character copiously throwing up in public, a sick character cuddling with their S/O afterwards, characters making a huge disgusting mess, characters feeling awful for hours before finally vomiting and getting relief, the caretaker rubbing the sick character's back or kissing their forehead, etc.

But I can't do the 'oh you poor sick bby uwuwu' stuff or adult characters acting childish/crying before they puke. A character's eyes watering from the force of their retching? Good stuff! A character getting weepy and teary just because they feel nauseous? Nope, not for me. And if a character says something like, "My tummy huuuuuurts...." it completely takes me out of the story because nobody over the age of 10 would say that.

Since a lot of the new content here isn't my thing, I've been slowly drifting away.

Unfortunately a lot of the blogs I loved, wether they posted fantastic videos or amazing sickfics, are either inactive or coming here less and less. Those of you who are still here, you know who you are and I absolutely love your content!

I will post more videos in the future, though I've got to be honest, I probably won't be on here much anymore.