Lorelai the dark lord of butts

27, Big Gay NO MINORS!! If you wanna do a roleplay thing just send me a message I'm always open! I will literally show my boobs to anyone who asks, don't be shy. Banner by Keymintt

[pyrohorse]

You'd think having "I will show my boobs to anyone who asks" would get more people asking to see my titties.

[yandere-angela]

you ever think about how mr beast is real life monokuma

[yandere-angela]

if he ever finds out about danganronpa he will make hopes peak academy real

[banditbynite]

added a bg for my alien miku 🛸

original miku design by @/zambiie on twt

[clovertheklutz]

Hare we go again .•. Ი︵𐑼

[thedreamthieves]

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

[cryptotheism]

I was at a diner with some friends and a very tall woman with very red hair and very high heels came up to our table and introduced herself as a professional intuitive medium. We were polite as she proceeded to fumble her way through some cold reads. Are we artists? Yes you could say that. She showed us her evil eye necklace. Which was a swapmeet-esque resin butterfly adorned with what might have been a nazar. She said she had just moved from Sedona, which made a lot of sense. Of the new-age inclined towns orbiting Los Angeles Sedona is a provincial capital. I think she could tell the cold reading was not going well, so she thanked us for our time and headed back to her table. She sat with a man about her age in a fedora and a pointed goatee whose name I assumed was something like "Dante" or "Cuervo." I wish them well.

[cryptotheism]

I feel I didn't do her justice. She was wearing very high heels but this woman must have been six feet without them. She was very tall, and her cloud of hair only made her taller. From the sheer size of her pupils and the way she fingered the necklace she was in the midst of something psychoactive. She also wore a huge green coat with lots of buckles. Also of note; big golden multi-knuckle ring that said "SAPPHIC."

[vitreousglassy]

post-screening red carpet!

[urban-homesteading]

Thinking about a girl I grew up with who spun her dog's fur into yarn, then knitted gloves out of the yarn and how all the other kids made fun of her mercilessly for it.

And how she's now used those gloves for over thirty winters and each time she puts them on, she gets to pet her beloved dog's fur even though Ginger is long gone. And how even though her bones have long since been swallowed by the earth, Ginger is still protecting her owner from the cold.

Just an ancient pact, passed down from the earliest dogs that slept beside humans to keep us warm, continuing on for decades after one of their deaths.

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[bewbin]

queen mogging my opponent

[asanasterisk]

WE'RE TAKING YOU DOWNCLOWN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

(You won't believe how many people they can fit in the back of that car)

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[girlthulhu]

wololo

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[cute-catts]

[the-cuix]

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[anchovy]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs