Pyrolitheus

Maker, scientist, artist, nerd, polyamorous, queer, nonbinary, white. If you would like to see just the things I make without the other content I post, follow me at @made-by-pyrolitheus instead. All of that content gets reblogged here.

[purr-in-ink]

[pyrolitheus]

petition to make the plural of "scarecrow" be forevermore "scarecrew"

[cipheramnesia]

I hope the human race lives long enough to meet non-terrestial life that reproduces via massive external egg fertilization, like salmon or something, and the first time they learn about human reproduction they barf from disgust.

[cipheramnesia]

They don't even know about the 9 month gestation period yet.

[cipheramnesia]

They convert nine months to their local equivalent and pass out. Then they find out fhat humans take years to be able to walk and talk and function individually. Cut to them sobbing, begging and crying to change their major from xenobiology to media studies.

[cipheramnesia]

Worst moments in human xenobiology reproductive history. Learning that in fact humans normally only make one new human, not a litter of about four as originally thought. Learning reproduction literally involves tearing apart the birthing parent, who somehow survives, and apparently does this kind of thing at least twice, most times, or more. First human born in xenobiologic care was nearly discarded as wasre material.

[pyrolitheus]

The fact that humans normally only make one baby at a time should have became known when the request to change majors to media studies was granted on the condition that the students in question put their background in xenobiology to use by introducing human media at one of their intercultural seminars. Unfortunately, for several academic terms, only having 1 baby survive birthing was interpreted as part of the hyperbolic tragedy/drama of many human movies and shows. This error was not corrected until the birthing parent in the above scenario had an ultrasound and was briefly terrified when the staff member, looking at the hologram of the single infant hovering over the parent's belly, clicked apologetically in condolences.

[everythingfox]

Walking down the stairs in style

(via)

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[fintan-pyren]

Character who's a third wheel, but in the same way that a tricycle has three wheels. You technically might be able to remove him, but it's going to be a lot less stable and a lot more likely to result in someone's death if you do.

[fintan-pyren]

I want whatever this person has

[curioscurio]

does this to characters I like

[pyrolitheus]

I taught myself how to use Draw2D today. Made the lil doodle below the music link while listening to this:

[everythingfox]

Best friends for life

(via)

[bowlby4]

[nasa]

Send Your Name Around the Moon

Your name goes here. The Artemis II mission is launching in early 2026. You can sign up now to have your name aboard the Orion spacecraft when it flies around the Moon. All of the names will be recorded onto a memory card that will be stowed inside of the capsule. You can submit as many names as you want — including your friends or pets!

Don’t forget to download your boarding pass: go.nasa.gov/artemisnames

[everythingfox]

Cat professional at pool

(via)

[ancientsstudies]

The spirit moves over water.

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[sandmandaddy69]

[featherfangart]

"You could have waited inside, my dear Warden." "And where's the fun in that, huh? I thought I'd meet you halfway, save some time." "Oh, a perfect moment to waste that time now, then."

Help. I'm so deep.

[featherfangart]

For anyone interested in a step-by-step process breakthrough of this piece, it's here! <3

[ballpointsbenny]

I call this one "the temptation of the artist"

Yes I did draw it on my phone in my bed