lol tbh

truly, it has been a Time ~ human disaster

[ruinedchildhood]

Student Loan Debt: *existing*

Me: *sees Thanos*

Me:

[yourstrulys]

Viola Davis attends the 69th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 17, 2017 in Los Angeles, California.

[popculturebrain]

Watch: Dulcé Sloan made her ‘Daily Show’ debut — and killed it

[estantefeminista]

[partyinvalhalla]

Actual Depiction of the DC Cinematic Universe RN

[mitski-miyawakis]

“be careful with my emotional baggage,” i say. “it’s designer.”

[phdna]

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

“be careful with mine, its vintage.”

[sunfortune]

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

[rubyetc]

further adventures in freelancing 

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[big-ass-magnet]

Studio: We’re making a new movie in that franchise you like!

Me: Oh great–

Studio: We’re putting Benedict Cumberbatch in it!

Me: 

[pyrrhicc]

it me

[storyoflight]

[zombeesknees]

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery  #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN  #pls and thnk u

[pyrrhicc]

#all these wispy ass british dudes that are so hot right now owe him E V E R Y T H I N G

[captain-madtitan]

Better look at Steve in Infinity War (aka what will be the death of me)

[bettyfrancis]

[purplebuddhaproject]

Sadness gives depth. Happiness gives height. Sadness gives roots. Happiness gives branches. Happiness is like a tree going into the sky, and sadness is like the roots going down into the womb of the earth. Both are needed, and the higher a tree goes, the deeper it goes, simultaneously. The bigger the tree, the bigger will be its roots. In fact, it is always in proportion. That’s its balance.

Osho (via purplebuddhaproject)

[randomavengersassemble]

#denied

[sunfortune]

[victorious]

[lilmamabeyellin]

she did not come to play , she did that!

[j-a-h-l-i-l]

Her face! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿✊🏿

[nanitsnami]

The meanest rock I’ve ever seen lmao

[bwookleen]

How can something so little hold so much sawce

[chrisfine]

“I wanted to look like, I told my stylist, I was like, ‘Let’s just go for a Nashville country singer that’s on his way to Miami in a [Chevrolet Bel Air], and then became a hit-man for the mob and lives in Little Cuba. We came up with this f—ing bitchin’ little outfit that I loved and so it could be that.”

- Chris Pine 

quote, pictures

[pi4nobl4ck]

[pyrrhicc]

anxiety: imagine if [horrible thing] happened and you died

depression: IMAGINE🎉🎉🎉IF🎈🎈😍😍[HORRIBLE THING]🎉🎊🎊🎊HAPPENED👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻AND✨🎉🎉YOU🎈✨🎊🎊DIED😍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[rossana]

[mermaidsandcats29]

OMG YAY!