dickless richard

send me microsoft excel memes

[pythagorasses]

I havent been on tumblr in 3 years, what did I miss

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

2003 will be my year

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mandystan-deactivated20130220]

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[bimbinis]

His door

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[memes-r-memes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[nightonblogmountain]

When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

[paxamericana]

[puyopuyo]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

oh

[memescog]

Me irl

[valtsv]

i'm that rat type, concealed inside his hat type, control his every act type,

[yeeowch]

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

[iamoutofideas]

whats it do?

[rainbowgazes-archive]

makes the clothes wetter

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

That is weird

[justbadpuns]

logging off

[writhe]

this is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life 

[rosswoodpark]

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

[hotsoccergirl1234]

My mom made this post

[timotaychalamet]

Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[cockkotwica]

[shock]

what the numbers could mean on football players’ backs:

their age

how many people they’ve killed

how good they are at football 

[shock]