the intense weirdo table

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[iignatz]

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

[cozza-frenzy]

Reblogging for these tags

[discoursedrome]

so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:

he is succubating.

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[oneheadtoanother]

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[nihilistic-body]

[sacred-portal]

[angelbabymikaa]

i am soooooooooo good at being snuggled n cozy in bed like soooooooo good

[the-haiku-bot]

i am soooooooooo good at

being snuggled n cozy

in bed like soooooooo good

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[angelbabymikaa]

i am soooooooooo good at being snuggled n cozy in bed like soooooooo good

[the-haiku-bot]

i am soooooooooo good at

being snuggled n cozy

in bed like soooooooo good

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[ostolero]

[synqra]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_S7cTqHjWa/

[audarcy]

[verdare1]

I need to see this movie…

[kamenwriter]

[monsterhospital]

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

[lastoneout]

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

[suispiria]

lately I’ve been Overcome With Emotion

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[pandronica]

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.