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This is an adult blog. It's not 100% NSFW, but pretty close to it, so 18+ only, please. I reblog a lot of things in no particular order. Don't be surprised if you see explicit sex stuff followed by pretty shoes, cute animals, then cupcakes. Sometimes I post original content. Sometimes.

[tastefullyoffensive]

The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Took me a second.

[bowelflies]

godspeed you tiny emperors

[theweirdwideweb]

[sitta-pusilla]

That’s one lazy horse

[myrosecolouredgirl]

All I do is drink coffee and say bad words

[booozeandhotpants]

i mean, yeah.

[our-ever-thine-deactivated20190]

…….these panties that you ask about…..the lace ones, cotton ones, black, white and pink ones….I’m gonna slide my panties over my silky skin and leave them dangling around my ankles…..waiting for you to remove them……maybe you’ll do that with your big hands, so strong and firm or maybe you’ll kiss down my long legs and use your teeth to pull them off my feet freeing me to spread my legs wide for you……opening me up for you to inspect, admire and taste…..

[secretallie-blog]

Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness.

Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit:

[sourcedumal]

To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym. No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”

[qamilu]

Terry Crews is a beautiful human being.

[thegingerpowers]

[ihatemoe]

[angeltittties]

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[sixpenceee]

People can make beautiful art out of anything.

[thegoodvybe]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Help. (via olliepots)

[bobhoskins]

[this-is-a-love-page]

It hurts when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.

9:34 pm, March 13th, 2016. (via this-is-a-love-page)

[martysimone]

Agent Provocateur | Seraphina | SS2017 Collection

[teatimewithemma]

(via Tea Cup & Saucer Thunbergia, Camellia, Polygala & Oxalis | Flickr)

[1mboredsblog]

Surprise!

I love punnies! Especially this, thank you @knottytattooedkitten 😘😁