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@qamma
What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
When I was a pre-schooler, my mom told me that you weren’t allowed to ride a motorcycle or get tattoos unless your mother was dead.
One day, outside the grocery store I saw a big, tough looking dude covered in tats, straddling the loudest motorcycle ever. Damned it 5 year old me didn’t go up to him and ask, “Hey. Is your mom dead?”
Dude looked at me and said, “Yeah.”
And I was shocked that my mom was right.
FUCK silverfish
if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
I HATE THEM SO MUCH
OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
wait
WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES
where do you think the name came from
i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.
>implying endermen aren’t real
really not liking what you’re implying buddy
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i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly
the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet
why’d you get banned?
touched the rat
what rat
chunky cheese
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
the zodiac is OUT the new personality test is which queer eye member you would immediately disappoint
Jokes on you I don’t need a fucking personality test to tell me what I already know
Avengers Endgame Spoilers Without Context
what a beautiful wedding
FUCK silverfish
if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
I HATE THEM SO MUCH
OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
wait
WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES
where do you think the name came from
i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.
>implying endermen aren’t real
really not liking what you’re implying buddy
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Meanwhile during GoF
McGonagall: Hi I’m professor McGonagall and I’m your freestyle dance teacher.
why is no one talking about this???
[wrong information]
The clock: 10:33 AM
My ADHD ass: Shit. It’s almost 11 AM. Which means it’s almost 12 PM. Which means it’s practically 3:00 in the afternoon. Where has the day gone??? Guess nothing got done today……
This girl in my lab was just like crazy how you can’t see Africa from here but you can see the moon 🤔
Her mind!!!
